Email to Buffy
To: BSummerrs@ucsd.edu
From: bitterwfan@gmail.com
Hey. I'm all settled in at my new school which as far as you know is a college. Yesterday I met my new roommate. She seems really nice, though not large with the getting of the supernatural stuff. It makes for some interesting conversations especially since I can't tell her the truth about how I got here . On the other hand, this school is pretty strange. They had a mountie try to shake us down for weapons. This guy and a girl warned me about gremlins, which I still think is them joshing with the new kid because come on, gremlins? Might as well claim there's lepruchauns next.
I met some nice people though. There were these cute boys named Joxer and Xander. Not our Xander, though he's here too and GAY, OMG! He has a BOYFRIEND. Named BRIDGE. If this isn't somehow Cordelia or Anya's fault I will eat my crystal balls.
... I swear I didn't mean that to sound naughty.
Today I found out that the library here has a Special Collections. I'm going to check it out so I can read all the magic books I shouldn't touch just to make sure there aren't any books that non-Hellmouthy people don't know how to handle. I ask myself: What would Giles do? Then I stop polishing the glasses I don't have and move on to protecting the books!
Oh! And I met a boy who's got a lot in common with Angel.
I also ran into Angel and he's apparently dating some skanky ho who isn't you.
Did you happen to hear from Oz?
Does he miss me?
Did Veruca give him the clap?
Do you think Anya would give him the clap if I asked nicely?
Can't think of anything else to say. Guess I'll turn in for the night. Night!
XX
Willow
From: bitterwfan@gmail.com
Hey. I'm all settled in at my new school which as far as you know is a college. Yesterday I met my new roommate. She seems really nice, though not large with the getting of the supernatural stuff. It makes for some interesting conversations especially since I can't tell her the truth about how I got here . On the other hand, this school is pretty strange. They had a mountie try to shake us down for weapons. This guy and a girl warned me about gremlins, which I still think is them joshing with the new kid because come on, gremlins? Might as well claim there's lepruchauns next.
I met some nice people though. There were these cute boys named Joxer and Xander. Not our Xander, though he's here too and GAY, OMG! He has a BOYFRIEND. Named BRIDGE. If this isn't somehow Cordelia or Anya's fault I will eat my crystal balls.
... I swear I didn't mean that to sound naughty.
Today I found out that the library here has a Special Collections. I'm going to check it out so I can read all the magic books I shouldn't touch just to make sure there aren't any books that non-Hellmouthy people don't know how to handle. I ask myself: What would Giles do? Then I stop polishing the glasses I don't have and move on to protecting the books!
Oh! And I met a boy who's got a lot in common with Angel.
I also ran into Angel and he's apparently dating some skanky ho who isn't you.
Did you happen to hear from Oz?
Does he miss me?
Did Veruca give him the clap?
Do you think Anya would give him the clap if I asked nicely?
Can't think of anything else to say. Guess I'll turn in for the night. Night!
XX
Willow