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(the assistant sounds tired and quite disgruntled, but he is in fact alive!)
Your friends have been returned. I am going to go sleep for a week. So much strenuous activity... Ahem! Among them, we've brought on a new crew member - Mister Charlie Charlatan. He will be our chief mechanic, so if you have any issues with showers, the kitchen, your door keeps squeaking, or anything of the sort please let him know. He does so love to help others. Would you like to say hello, Charlie?
FUCK YOU I DON'T WANNA TALK TO ALL THOSE FOREIGNERS.
Charlie--! You must mind your manners and crass behavior around our guests!
(simon clears his throat loudly)
Well, be prepared to leave within the hour, travelers. All aboard and all of that, please. We cannot stay here another nightfall. I don't want to have to go back to that blasted maze.
Your friends have been returned. I am going to go sleep for a week. So much strenuous activity... Ahem! Among them, we've brought on a new crew member - Mister Charlie Charlatan. He will be our chief mechanic, so if you have any issues with showers, the kitchen, your door keeps squeaking, or anything of the sort please let him know. He does so love to help others. Would you like to say hello, Charlie?
FUCK YOU I DON'T WANNA TALK TO ALL THOSE FOREIGNERS.
Charlie--! You must mind your manners and crass behavior around our guests!
(simon clears his throat loudly)
Well, be prepared to leave within the hour, travelers. All aboard and all of that, please. We cannot stay here another nightfall. I don't want to have to go back to that blasted maze.