This is -- [ static static static ] -- Washington, requesting -- [ static ] -- immediate response.
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Any UNSC personnel in receipt of this message are to respond IMMEDIATELY with status and location
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SENDING TO: blackfour@willanet.glo
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YOUR MESSAGE: Simulation troopers. Mostly.
I'll have to explain in person.
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SENDING TO: washington@willanet.glo
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YOUR MESSAGE:
Seems like you owe me a few explanations.
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SENDING TO: blackfour@willanet.glo
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YOUR MESSAGE: I do.
Are you missing an AI unit, SPARTAN-101?
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SENDING TO: washington@willanet.glo
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YOUR MESSAGE:
Are you?
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SENDING TO: blackfour@willanet.glo
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YOUR MESSAGE: Yes.
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SENDING TO: washington@willanet.glo
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YOUR MESSAGE:
ID tag?
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SENDING TO: blackfour@willanet.glo
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YOUR MESSAGE: Epsilon.
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SENDING TO: washington@willanet.glo
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YOUR MESSAGE:
Classification, and last known status?
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SENDING TO: dextergrif@willanet.glo
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YOUR MESSAGE: Smart AI, designed for battle assistance. Was partnered with me before being placed into storage, and then stolen.
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SENDING TO: washington@willanet.glo
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YOUR MESSAGE:
I'm running a little thin on patience here.
I want information on information on all UNSC personnel currently present. That includes you.
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SENDING TO: blackfour@willanet.glo
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YOUR MESSAGE: This channel is insecure, sir, and I still have my orders.
I'm sure you understand.
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SENDING TO: washington@willanet.glo
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YOUR MESSAGE:
And I have mine. This is as secure as we're going to get, so I suggest you suck it the hell up and start talking.
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SENDING TO: blackfour@willanet.glo
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YOUR MESSAGE: Respectfully refused, sir. Orders are orders.
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SENDING TO: washington@willanet.glo
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YOUR MESSAGE:
Consider your orders overridden.
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SENDING TO: blackfour@willanet.glo
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YOUR MESSAGE: Forgoing my orders and risking myself to account for your impatience doesn't sound all that appealing.
We'll talk later.
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SENDING TO: washington@willanet.glo
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YOUR MESSAGE:
Your refusal to cooperate won't do you any favors here.
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