[voice]
Okay, so I'm going true on my "promise," here. And since air-quotes don't carry well in spoken word, there are air-quotes the size of my cane around 'promise.'
Anyone who voted to ford the river, those side effects you're feeling? Those aren't from the Slackers or whatever. That would be chlamydia or dysentery, so you had better get to crotch scrubbing before it gets worse. Trust me, I'm a doctor.
Emergency medical treatment can be sought with one Emma Doughgirl--oh, wait, Pillsbury, my bad, since she has more cleaning supplies than your average hospital. I hear salt water works great for getting the sting of dysentery.
Now excuse me while I continue to bow to our almighty porcelain gods.
((ooc: Just a note, I will be tagging at a snail's pace because I am away from home + feeling ill, but I promise I'll get back to you, don't worry!))
Anyone who voted to ford the river, those side effects you're feeling? Those aren't from the Slackers or whatever. That would be chlamydia or dysentery, so you had better get to crotch scrubbing before it gets worse. Trust me, I'm a doctor.
Emergency medical treatment can be sought with one Emma Doughgirl--oh, wait, Pillsbury, my bad, since she has more cleaning supplies than your average hospital. I hear salt water works great for getting the sting of dysentery.
Now excuse me while I continue to bow to our almighty porcelain gods.
((ooc: Just a note, I will be tagging at a snail's pace because I am away from home + feeling ill, but I promise I'll get back to you, don't worry!))