I - [text / voice]
whagft trhe helkl
[ entry switches to a voice recording. it sounds like something's scraping against the mic. ]
-- goddamn piece of crap technology.
I'm supposed to be using this thing to communicate, right? Okay. Here's my communication. Listen up.
Number one: this is a really dumb idea. Cid guy, you listen to these things, right? Lemme say it again: dumb. Idea. Believe me, I know. But, hey, it's a vacation. Coulda used a few more piña coladas and maybe some of those hula girls, but I'm not complaining.
Number two: if anyone sees a big red guy with a tail walking around, that's me. Hellboy. Pleased to meetcha and all that crap. First person to make a wisecrack about the horns gets punched in the kisser.
Number three: anyone got any smokes? I'm not spending however much time this goddamn treasure trail takes with only two cigars. I'll trade ya.. I don't know. I can make a pretty mean omelette.
Okay, that's it. Uh, over and out. Whatever.
[ more scraping noises and the recording cuts out. ]
[ entry switches to a voice recording. it sounds like something's scraping against the mic. ]
-- goddamn piece of crap technology.
I'm supposed to be using this thing to communicate, right? Okay. Here's my communication. Listen up.
Number one: this is a really dumb idea. Cid guy, you listen to these things, right? Lemme say it again: dumb. Idea. Believe me, I know. But, hey, it's a vacation. Coulda used a few more piña coladas and maybe some of those hula girls, but I'm not complaining.
Number two: if anyone sees a big red guy with a tail walking around, that's me. Hellboy. Pleased to meetcha and all that crap. First person to make a wisecrack about the horns gets punched in the kisser.
Number three: anyone got any smokes? I'm not spending however much time this goddamn treasure trail takes with only two cigars. I'll trade ya.. I don't know. I can make a pretty mean omelette.
Okay, that's it. Uh, over and out. Whatever.
[ more scraping noises and the recording cuts out. ]