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[simonsimmon]

Don't blame me if you bought a costume several sizes too small for you. Maybe they're parting gifts from the Matron. A-ah, how pleasant...Ahem-- fellow passengers, you'll be pleased to know we are about one day's journey from arriving at our next destination - Armastus! This is a very pleasant village, one that we Willaknappians visit for good luck

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[im_driving]

Screw you. You're a real piece of work, you know that?

How do we take the goddamn costumes off?

[simonsimmon]

You're the one who ordered a costume that doesn't fit!

[im_driving]

"Ordered"...?!

Look, I didn't "order" ANYTHING.

[simonsimmon]

Then why are you wearing a costume you didn't buy!?

[simonsimmon]

Did you steal it?

[im_driving]

More like I "conveniently" woke up with it. You wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?

...asshole.

[simonsimmon]

Well, no.

I mean, I do have this lovely pumpkin attire.

Is that what you're talking about?

[im_driving]

"Lovely" my ass.

You gonna tell me how I'm supposed to take this off or what?

[simonsimmon]

Why would you take it off?

[im_driving]

You've got to be shitting me.

Look, I'm not gonna ask again.

HOW.

DO.

I.

TAKE.

THIS.

OFF?

[simonsimmon]

Unbuckle the straps?

[im_driving]

What straps?

[simonsimmon]

Costumes have straps!

[im_driving]

Yeah, no. Try again.

[simonsimmon]

Buckles?

[im_driving]

No buckles either, Sport.