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[brb_napping]

to all newcomers: this is odst lcpl service-no 11282-31220-JD.

whoever of you has weapons and/or military or comparable combat training, please report to sgt weller or me. sgt weller is the commanding officer of the patrols that ensure your safety here. your support is important and will be appreciated.

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[Text (sorry if he's a little confused--still doesn't know what to make of being hit over the head)]

[justice_by_coma]

I didn't see anyone with either weaponry or what looked like military equipment except for Raikou-san. (And a lot of very irresponsible children with guns. But those could have been caravan-comrades (?) since there were confirmed reports of "loose armor.")

Raikou-san's a friend from home, and his skill with katana is incredible!!!

[Gau doesn't just fanboy you, you know, Rookie. His fanboying of you is a rather pale comparison of the mountain of worship attributed to a certain pinkhaired sneaking samurai. Just don't try to hit him over the head unless you want your armor scythed.]

He was a child at the town, but he's probably back to normal now. The importance of caravan safety is something he's sure to understand. I'll take him to Weller-san right away! Just as soon as I'm done. Someone put horrible things up all over one of the tower hallways, and I'm going to try to clean it before any of the children we save have to come aboard and see.

HE'S SO SORRY ABOUT THAT BAW LMAO

[brb_napping]

that will be very helpful, thank you. as for the children, almost all of them are accounted for. i was actually one of them.

[is he ashamed to admit that? o you bet, but not as much as about this:]

also, i'm very sorry for hitting you.

XDDD Serah-chan is so horrified~ You delinquint, you!

[justice_by_coma]

You were? I didn't realize! I'm sorry! I ended up spending a lot of time making Death by Chocolate for Raikou-san. To think it made me so unobservant!

(He wanted to eat cookie batter, and chocolate. Allowing him to do so would have put him at risk for salmonella poisoning. I'm sure you didn't cause any trouble while you were a child at all.)

[You can't see the funny look on his face as he types thinks. Well...considering he usually takes blows to the head...]

Raikou-san actually hits me like that all the time. (Though using a weapon to do it is a lot more deadly, so you should be careful!)

[Missing the point a bit...]

[brb_napping]

i was actually one of the children playing with live weapons. i don't know why nobody came and took them away. is 'death by chocolate' something to eat where you come from?

[LMFAO GOD GAU WHAT ARE YOU.]

i mistook you for an enemy. i'm really sorry. i'll try not to do it again. i could have killed you.

[justice_by_coma]

It's called "chocolate lava cake" otherwise. It's something like a chocolate souffle with a liquid or semi-solid inside? (You've never had one?)

[YOU ARE GETTING ONE NOW, AND YOU WILL LIKE IT. Does it, or does it NOT say Colonel on my uniform?
HE WILL MAKE FANCY DESSERTS IF HE WANTS TO. CHICKS LOVE IT, OKAY? You can't convince him otherwise.]

[NGH, though. He was on his way to get those weapons away from you, then his Samurai buddy came by and kicked him in the shins! Raikou and Gau's greetings are kind of special in a domestic violence sort of way. And he's already verbally abusing himself in his head for getting distracted and not only missing out on a rescue operation to save children from being chomped on, but also missing out on stopping kids from playing with guns. Oh noes! He's a terrible mother! Well if he blames you, it'll totally work out, so...]

That was you with the weaponry? I talked with you. You should have known better!

[Right. Totally your fault, small child. That's what he'll tell child services. Wait. Talked.

[brb_napping]

[LMAO JESUS CHRIST THIS IS SO MANY POINTS WHERE TO START. so ok let's ignore the first two points lmao T_T now how to explain this.]

my sight through my VISR was compromised by the light. there is a kind of alien that you roughly resembled in regards to the noise-level and posture. i didn't expect to see any people there at this time. i'm really sorry for the mistake. it won't happen again, i promise you that.

i can't speak any more. during my last battle, i took an elite's energy sword to the throat. i was lucky it was shot down and only hit me with the edge, but the damage is permanent.

excuse me, you hunt 'ninjas'?

[justice_by_coma]

[Won't happen again? Why don't you make any sense, Rookie? He's kind of missing that.]

I look like an alien? (That's really weird

[brb_napping]

you don't look like an alien! it was my mistake. i'm honestly sorry.

there are. but there are many more wounded than just me. maybe if we weren't in the middle of a war, it would be easier. but it only happened a month ago, and they needed me in another squad.

this is the first time i've ever heard of something like that. isn't this all some sort of secret?

Slow mun is being a slowpoke. -_-;;

[justice_by_coma]

[A little mystified. Why is he apologizing so hard for hitting him like that? it's not that big of a deal. Raikou hits him all the time and NEVER apologizes. He figured it was deliberate once he thought about it long enough. That he was doing something foolish again, and Rookie was stopping him.]

Didn't I say it was fine? (Raikou-san hits me all the time.) Preventing one's friends from doing something wayward and stupid, even by physical force, is definitely honorable!

And while we're here, we could definitely try to consolidate parts to assist you, right? Pillsbury-sensei's reappearence proves that things we do here can have impact on what happens when we return! So if someone here can construct something for you here, it should transport back with you!

[So many things that are fundamentally simple to Gau when they're in fact very very complicated...]

Well it's not going to make a difference if I tell you since you come from the future