VOICE POSTS ARE FOR COOL KIDS

[brb_napping]

Hey look everybody, I found a gun!

Whoa... I think it's real.

[pause. it just occurs to him now, just having regressed mentally, too... that he's not home any more.]

Uh... hello? Where am I?

[yeah... have fun, hometrail. half your defence troop or so is tiny now.]

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[facing_danger]

A gun?

[He doesn't recognize your kid voice, Rookie.]

[brb_napping]

Yes! A real one, I think.

[LMAO I'd be worried if he recognised ANY voice.]

[facing_danger]

Leave it alone. Kids shouldn't play with guns.

[Pause, as he remembers the events going on.]

...you're not a kid, are you?

[brb_napping]

I won't hurt myself!

And sure I'm a kid. I'm six.

[facing_danger]

Why don't you tell me where you are and I'll take care of the gun?

Then we can play a game.

[But mostly he just wants to get the gun away from a child.]

[brb_napping]

You can't, the sergeant already called dibs.

[OBVIOUSLY NOT HAPPY WITH THAT.]

[facing_danger]

Sergeant? What sergeant?

[B.A.?! :D ...except, no.]

[brb_napping]

He didn't say his name.

[facing_danger]

The doesn't sound very trustworthy.

[brb_napping]

So I don't have to give him the gun, right?

[facing_danger]

Er, well, maybe you should give it to someone more trustworthy is all I'm saying.

What's your name? Mine's Templeton.

[brb_napping]

I'm not telling you.

[facing_danger]

...Ah.

Why not?

[brb_napping]

I'm not supposed to tell strangers anything like that. I'm not stupid. I don't know who you are.

[facing_danger]

Should you be telling them you found a gun?

[brb_napping]

[scowl.]

John.