VOICE POSTS ARE FOR COOL KIDS

Oct 11, 2010 19:37

Hey look everybody, I found a gun!

Whoa... I think it's real.

[pause. it just occurs to him now, just having regressed mentally, too... that he's not home any more.]

Uh... hello? Where am I?

[yeah... have fun, hometrail. half your defence troop or so is tiny now.]

cmt: templeton peck, rookie, cmt: oerba dia vanille, cmt: gabe weller, cmt: oerba yun fang

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[Voice] justice_by_coma October 11 2010, 18:51:15 UTC
BE CAREFUL!
There ARE real guns here!

[Oh CRAP. A caravan full of children, and Gau can't be everywhere at once to appoint himself supervisor... He's going to get an ulcer for sure.]

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brb_napping October 11 2010, 19:26:19 UTC
[oh so offended]

I am careful.

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"Also, I can kill you with my brain." justice_by_coma October 11 2010, 19:28:47 UTC
Even if you're careful those aren't toys!

[Ah yes. one of those people who talks down to children. A real crowd-pleaser you are, Gau. Officially appointing yourself angry mom of the caravan for now...Something tells me, he'll be mobbed by children who either think he's a moron or the greatest toy ever...]

I'm sure it's Grif-san who left that out! He's so irresponsible! [rant rant rant]

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LMFAO GET OUT brb_napping October 11 2010, 19:36:00 UTC
What's a Grifsan?

And no, it's mine!

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voice am_i_even_alive October 11 2010, 18:52:50 UTC
You probably shouldn't play with guns, don't you know that they are dangerous?

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brb_napping October 11 2010, 19:25:41 UTC
Sure. But I know what you do with guns. We have lots of soldiers here. And aliens are more dangerous!

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am_i_even_alive October 11 2010, 20:29:52 UTC
Are you an alien?

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brb_napping October 11 2010, 20:59:22 UTC
[here's a little pause, just long enough for you to understand that the kid obviously thinks this is a stupid question.]

No, of course not! But the soldiers fight aliens.

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voice; brands October 11 2010, 20:58:27 UTC
You sure it's real? I wanna see.

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brb_napping October 11 2010, 21:02:37 UTC
I think so... All right. But it's mine! I promise I'll be careful.

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voice; brands October 11 2010, 21:04:33 UTC
You better be careful; I don't wanna get my head blown off or nothin' like that. If it's yours, d'you know how to hunt?

I've got a spear! But I can't carry it yet...

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brb_napping October 11 2010, 21:18:25 UTC
[annnd here his voice lightens up!]

Promise!

No, you don't hunt with a gun like this. You kill aliens with it.

You have a spear? Seriously?

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wheelwork October 11 2010, 21:35:43 UTC
Let me see it.

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brb_napping October 11 2010, 22:04:46 UTC
Who are you?

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wheelwork October 11 2010, 22:06:49 UTC
Somebody super trained in handling guns.

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brb_napping October 11 2010, 22:08:16 UTC
[awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww fuck man :(]

Are you a policeman or a soldier?

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recalls October 11 2010, 21:44:07 UTC
[Awww a tiny scared girl voice.] Guns are dangerous!

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brands October 11 2010, 21:45:29 UTC
It'll be fine, Vanille. This guy knows what he's doing.

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voice; recalls October 11 2010, 21:48:21 UTC
But what if someone gets hurt!

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voice; brands October 11 2010, 21:49:31 UTC
Nobody's gonna get hurt. Don't worry. He fights "aliens" or something like that, I bet he knows all about guns.

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