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[rainingcereal]

[when Neil thought that he wanted to disappear like angels, back on Christmas Day, he really didn't expect to be his 8 year old self again.

This is either a very weird dream, or a very bad trip.]

This isn't Kansas anymore... no shit! The fuck am I?!

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[text]

[isfullofennui]

You're an unrefined degenerate.

voice;

[rainingcereal]

That's one way of putting it.

[text]

[isfullofennui]

Would you like some synonyms?

voice;

[rainingcereal]

I can read a thesaurus if I want that.

This dream fucking sucks.

[text]

[isfullofennui]

OK, you might want to sit down when I drop this bombshell, but: you're not dreaming.

voice;

[rainingcereal]

Okay, this is getting interesting. My dream is telling me I'm not dreaming. What the fuck is this then?

[text]

[isfullofennui]

Most days it's a caravan being pulled by an aptly named giant.

voice;

[rainingcereal]

And what's the giant called?

[text]

[isfullofennui]

Grandore.

voice;

[rainingcereal]

... I'm not in Oz, am I?

[text]

[isfullofennui]

I think Oz would be a step up from this junkyard.

voice;

[rainingcereal]

Maybe it's Munchkinland then.

[text]

[isfullofennui]

I take it you're new here?

voice;

[rainingcereal]

How did you guess, Sherlock?

[text]

[isfullofennui]

Not to crush your ego, but your insults rank pretty low on the offense-o-meter. Not to mention they're entirely démodé.

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[rainingcereal]

I wasn't even trying to be insulting. And demo- what?