♥FIVE♥ [VOICE]

[grenading]

[ guess who's FULLY RECOVERED ALREADY AWWW YEAH ] Well, that shot sure did wonders!! [ oops. admitting he was ill in the first place. OH WELL ] I feel so much better!!

[ some shifting and then a very loud CLANK!!! ] Holy--!!

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That.. was weird. I thought I locked my armor in place... [ shuffling, sound of metal being messed with ] ... Um

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[huptwo]

I told you the shot would help. [SIGH]

And what's wrong now?

[grenading]

....Well, I had to take care of you guys first!

[ pause ] Um. This is gonna sound pretty weird, but my armor feels like... bigger. Somehow.

[huptwo]

We were fine- whatever, you know what? I'm not having this argument again.

[erwhat] Bigger? Bigger how?

[grenading]

You know, a thank you would be appreciated!

--like.. it's not resting on my shoulders right. And there's a big gap between the breastplate and my chest.

[huptwo]

[argh] Fine. Thank you for the blankets. Happy?

That's... weird. [really weird] Have you been eating?

[grenading]

It will do, Simmons. For now. I wish it'd be a little more sincere, though!

Um, well, I'm not Grif or anything, but yeah, I've been eating! But I couldn't have lost this much weight! It kinda feels like it's too big for my entire body, somehow...

[huptwo]

[GOD WHATEVER HE TRIED]

Your whole body?? That's not even physically possible unless you were shrinking or something.

[grenading]

W-well, what else could it be?! What if I'm like, dying or something?! What if I keep shrinking smaller and smaller until I'm microscopic and then disappear forever?!

[huptwo]

Donut, even if you were constantly shrinking, matter can't simply disappear. You might be submicroscopic but you would still exist. Even at the quantum level you wouldn't be gone, just small.

[grenading]

.............................SIMMONS THIS ISN'T THE TIME FOR SCIENCE!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!

[huptwo]

That's the point! You wouldn't! You'd be alive, just on a smaller scale!

[grenading]

[ HYPERVENTILATING... ] Oh God if I got smaller then .. then.. then.... spiders would be like, HUGEEEE and then they could eat me and SIMMONS I DON'T WANT TO GET EATEN BY A GIANT SPIDER HELL-BENT ON REVENGE!!!

[huptwo]

Well, with any luck you'll get to the subatomic level quickly and you can avoid that altogether. Spiders won't go for such small prey.

[grenading]

......................[ CLANKCLANK ]

[huptwo]

I mean, probably anyway. Who knows what the hell goes on in a spider's mind?

[...oh hey] You sure you put your armor on right?

[grenading]

SIMMONSTHAT'SNOTHELPING!! [ JESUS CHRIST ON A POGO STICK HE'S GOING TO PASS OUT ]

YES!! I'm positive!! I've never put it on wrong before!!