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[will_harper]

I heard Harry Potter blew the floor up!

That is not dignified Slytherin behavior.

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[ianfletcher]

I've been gone all day at class, care to fill me in?

[will_harper]

I heard it, probably third or fourth hand. I wouldn't have believed that, it's so ridiculous, but I saw the floor.

[ianfletcher]

where?

[will_harper]

One of the side corridors on the third floor.

Why'd you want to know?

[ianfletcher]

just curious. consider yourself fortunate that you don't live with the git.

[will_harper]

I consider myself very fortunate.

Potter doesn't seem worthy of being a Slytherin, he lacks the self control.

[ianfletcher]

and virtually every other characteristic we pride ourselves upon.

[_harry_p_]

What exactly do you think I lack, Fletcher?

[ianfletcher]

just about everything but the ability to dribble all over your food.

[_harry_p_]

Right.

Figures you couldn't actually name something.

[ianfletcher]

i don't feel i need to, potter. everyone knows what you are.

[_harry_p_]

Blah blah blah.

And now everyone knows that you have absolutely nothing to say.

[ianfletcher]

you mean, besides the fact that you'd be nothing if you're parents hadn't gotten knocked off? or that no matter how much of an asshole you become, you could never be a real slytherin?

[_harry_p_]

First of all, fuck off about my parents.

Second, I never said I wanted to be a real Slytherin. Maybe I want to be something better.

[ianfletcher]

ha, and what might that be?

[_harry_p_]

Why should I answer your questions when you can't answer mine?