Tarot Card Quiz
WARNING this quiz contains lodes of pictures of naked blokes. I did NOT need to see all those togers. Look, rite there on the card there are two plonkers, one of which is made of rocks. And why is the Devil's stonker so wierd looking? Also, he looks like a right prat, doing that flappy little gesteur with his hands as he prances about- he's supposed to be the sodding DEVIL not a flipping fayrie. Also the Tarot card illustrations are creepy and bizare (in addition to the 'overload of naked blokes' factor.) Why not throw in some naked birds as well? I think they deserve to be represented.
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YOUR GUIDE IS THE DEVIL
Calvin: Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I’m not sure that man needs the help.
A man approaches the Devil and roars, "I refuse to give into you!" The Devil returns a curious look. "All I am doing is bringing out what is already in you," he responds. "Such feelings are nothing to fear, nothing to be ashamed of, or even to avoid." The man gestures angrily at the chained men and women, "You say that even though they are enslaved?" The Devil mimics the man's gesture. "Take another look." The man does so, and realizes that the chained collars the men and women wear are wide enough for them to easily slip off over their heads. "They can be free if they wish to be," the Devil says, "Though you are right. I am the god of your strongest desires. But you see here only those who have allowed their base, bestial desires to control them." At this the Devil gestures upward, toward the peak of the mountain. "You do not see those who have allowed their impulses and aspirations to take them up to the top of that mountain. Inhibitions can enslave as easily as excesses. They can keep you from following your passion to the highest heights."
The Devil is not a creature of evil, but of great power. He is the lowest and highest, both of beast and god. Like all power it is frightening, and dangerous, but it is also a key to freedom and transcendence if understood and well used. Perhaps the most misunderstood card of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because you allow it.
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