Personality Quizzes Are All Bollocks Anyway
(NB: Metatastic note: The first set of results for each quiz are Spike's answering 'for himself'- the second set are my answers for the reality of his situation. I think it's a bit interesting to note the discrepancies.)
Spike's self perception/result:
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Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 70% Stability |||||||||||||||| 66% Orderliness |||||||||||| 46% Accommodation |||||||||||| 42% Interdependence |||| 16% Intellectual |||||||||||| 42% Mystical |||||||||||||| 56% Artistic |||||||||||||| 56% Religious |||| 16% Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Materialism |||||||||||| 50% Narcissism |||||||||| 36% Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Work ethic |||||||||||| 43% Humanitarian |||||||||| 36% Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 63% Romantic |||||||||||| 43% Avoidant |||||||||| 36% Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Wealth |||||||||||| 43% Dependency |||||||||||||||| 70% Change averse |||||| 23% Cautiousness |||||| 23% Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63% Sexuality |||||||||||||| 56% Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 43% Family drive |||||||||| 36% Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||||| % Histrionic |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56% Vanity |||||||||||| 43% Honor |||||||||| 36% Thriftiness |||||| 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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messy, disorganized, social, tough, outgoing, rarely worries, self revealing, open, risk taker, likes the unknown, likes large parties, makes friends easily, likes to stand out, likes to make fun of people, reckless, optimistic, positive, strong, does not like to be alone, ambivalent about chaos, abstract, impractical, not good at saving money, fearless, trusting, thrill seeker, not rule conscious, enjoys leadership, strange, loves food, abstract, rarely irritated, anti-authority, attracted to the counter culture
The result for Spike when answered _honestly_:
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Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 70% Stability |||||||||||||| 58% Orderliness |||||||||||| 42% Accommodation |||||||||| 38% Interdependence |||||| 30% Intellectual |||||||||||||| 58% Mystical |||||||||||||||| 63% Artistic |||||||||||||| 56% Religious || 10% Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Materialism |||||||||| 36% Narcissism |||||||||| 36% Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Work ethic |||||||||| 36% Humanitarian |||||||||| 36% Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 63% Romantic |||||||||||||| 56% Avoidant |||||||||||| 43% Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Wealth |||||||||| 36% Dependency |||||||||||||||| 63% Change averse |||||| 30% Cautiousness |||||| 30% Individuality |||||||||||| 50% Sexuality |||||||||||| 50% Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 50% Family drive |||||||||||| 43% Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||||| % Histrionic |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56% Vanity |||||||||| 36% Honor |||||||||||||||| 63% Thriftiness |||||| 23% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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expressive, open, self revealing, loves large parties, loud, social, outgoing, does not like social isolation, assertive, social chameleon, positive, always busy, likes to fit in, likes to stand out, enjoys leadership, brutally honest, trusting, optimistic, desires attention, dominant, aggressive, attachment prone, wants to be understood, realistic
Spike's self perception/result:
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Gregariousness |||||||||||||||||||||||| 78% Sociability |||||||||||||||||| 54% Assertiveness |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 86% Poise |||||||||||||||||||||||| 74% Leadership |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 86% Provocativeness |||||||||||||||||||||||| 74% Self-Disclosure |||||||||||| 34% Talkativeness ||||||||||||||||||||| 62% Group Attachment |||||||||||||||||||||||| 74% Extroversion ||||||||||||||||||||| 69% Understanding ||||||||||||||| 42% Warmth ||||||||||||||| 50% Morality ||||||||||||||| 50% Pleasantness |||||||||||| 38% Empathy ||||||||||||||||||||| 62% Cooperation ||||||||| 30% Sympathy ||||||||||||||| 46% Tenderness ||||||||||||||| 42% Nurturance ||||||||||||||| 42% Accommodation ||||||||||||||| 44% Conscientiousness ||||||||||||||| 46% Efficiency |||||||||||||||||| 58% Dutifulness ||||||||||||||| 50% Purposefulness |||||||||||||||||| 54% Organization ||||||||||||||||||||| 66% Cautiousness |||||||||||| 34% Rationality ||||||||||||||||||||| 70% Perfectionism ||||||||||||||| 50% Planning |||||||||||| 38% Orderliness |||||||||||||||||| 51% Stability |||||||||||||||||| 58% Happiness |||||||||||||||||||||||| 78% Calmness ||||||||||||||||||||| 70% Moderation |||||||||||||||||| 54% Toughness |||||||||||||||||||||||| 78% Impulse Control ||||||||||||||| 50% Imperturbability |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 86% Cool-headedness ||||||||||||||||||||| 70% Tranquility ||||||||||||||| 42% Emotional Stability ||||||||||||||||||||| 65% Intellect ||||||||||||||||||||| 66% Ingenuity |||||||||||||||||||||||| 74% Reflection |||||||||||||||||| 58% Competence ||||||||||||||||||||| 70% Quickness |||||||||||||||||| 58% Introspection |||||||||||||||||| 54% Creativity |||||||||||||||||||||||| 74% Imagination ||||||||||||||||||||| 70% Depth |||||||||||||||||| 58% Openmindedness ||||||||||||||||||||| 64% Take Free Advanced Big 45 Personality Test
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Factor low score high score Gregariousness 78% quiet, reclusive engaging, socially bold Sociability 54% withdrawn, hidden warm, open, inviting Assertiveness 86% timid, gunshy controlling, aggressive Poise 74% uneasy around others socially comfortable Leadership 86% stays in background prefers to lead Provocativeness 74% modest, plays it safe bold, uninhibited, cocky Self-Disclosure 34% private, contained very open and revealing Talkativeness 62% quiet, stealthy, invisible motor mouth, loud Group Attachment 74% loves solitude prefers to be with others Understanding 42% insensitive, schizoid respectful, sympathetic Warmth 50% disinterested in others supportive, helpful Morality 50% break/ignore the rules play by the rules Pleasantness 38% aloof or disagreeable gets along with others Empathy 62% out of tune w/ others in tune with others Cooperation 30% competitive, warlike agreeable, peaceful Sympathy 46% socially inconsiderate socially conscious Tenderness 42% cold hearted, selfish warm hearted, selfless Nurturance 42% self pleasing, me first people pleasing, me last Conscientiousness 46% reckless, unscheduled careful, planner Efficiency 58% unreliable, lazy finisher, follows through Dutifulness 50% leisurely, derelict strict, rule abiding Purposefulness 54% inattentive, undisciplined prepared, focused Organization 66% relaxed, oblivious detail oriented, anal Cautiousness 34% impulsive, spendthrift restrained, cautious Rationality 70% irrational, random direct, logical Perfectionism 50% careless, error prone detail obsessed Planning 38% disorganized, random scheduled, clean Stability 58% easily frustrated calm, cool, unphased Happiness 78% unhappy, dissatisfied self content, positive Calmness 70% touchy, volatile even tempered, tolerant Moderation 54% needs instant gratification easily delays gratification Toughness 78% hypersensitive, moody thick skinned Impulse Control 50% lacks self control maintains composure Imperturbability 86% highly emotional emotionally contained Cool-headedness 70% demanding, controlling accommodating Tranquility 42% emotionally volatile emotionally neutral Intellect 66% instinctive, non-analytical intellectual, analytical Ingenuity 74% lacks new ideas innovative, novel Reflection 58% unreflective, coarse art and beauty lover Competence 70% slow to understand/think intellectual, brainy Quickness 58% intellectually dependent intellectually independent Introspection 54% not self reflective self searching Creativity 74% dull headed synthesizer, iconoclast Imagination 70% practical, realistic dreamer, unrealistic Depth 58% lacks curiosity mental explorer
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The result for Spike when answered _honestly_:
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Gregariousness |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 82% Sociability ||||||||||||||| 50% Assertiveness |||||||||||||||||||||||| 78% Poise ||||||||||||||||||||| 70% Leadership |||||||||||||||||||||||| 78% Provocativeness |||||||||||||||||||||||| 74% Self-Disclosure ||||||||||||||| 42% Talkativeness ||||||||||||||||||||| 62% Group Attachment ||||||||||||||||||||| 70% Extroversion ||||||||||||||||||||| 67% Understanding ||||||||||||||| 50% Warmth |||||||||||||||||| 58% Morality |||||||||||| 38% Pleasantness ||||||||||||||| 42% Empathy ||||||||||||||||||||| 62% Cooperation ||||||||| 30% Sympathy |||||||||||||||||| 54% Tenderness |||||||||||||||||| 58% Nurturance ||||||||||||||| 42% Accommodation ||||||||||||||| 48% Conscientiousness ||||||||| 30% Efficiency ||||||||| 26% Dutifulness ||||||||| 26% Purposefulness |||||||||||| 38% Organization ||||||||||||||||||||| 70% Cautiousness |||||| 18% Rationality ||||||||||||||||||||| 62% Perfectionism ||||||||||||||| 50% Planning |||||||||||| 38% Orderliness |||||||||||| 39% Stability ||||||||||||||| 50% Happiness ||||||||||||||||||||| 66% Calmness |||||||||||||||||| 54% Moderation |||||||||||| 34% Toughness ||||||||||||||| 50% Impulse Control ||||||||| 30% Imperturbability |||||||||||||||||| 54% Cool-headedness |||||||||||||||||||||||| 78% Tranquility |||||||||||| 34% Emotional Stability ||||||||||||||| 50% Intellect |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 86% Ingenuity |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 86% Reflection ||||||||||||||||||||| 70% Competence |||||||||||||||||||||||| 74% Quickness ||||||||||||||||||||| 66% Introspection |||||||||||||||||| 54% Creativity |||||||||||||||||||||||| 78% Imagination |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 86% Depth ||||||||||||||||||||| 66% Openmindedness |||||||||||||||||||||||| 74% Take Free Advanced Big 45 Personality Test
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Factor low score high score Gregariousness 82% quiet, reclusive engaging, socially bold Sociability 50% withdrawn, hidden warm, open, inviting Assertiveness 78% timid, gunshy controlling, aggressive Poise 70% uneasy around others socially comfortable Leadership 78% stays in background prefers to lead Provocativeness 74% modest, plays it safe bold, uninhibited, cocky Self-Disclosure 42% private, contained very open and revealing Talkativeness 62% quiet, stealthy, invisible motor mouth, loud Group Attachment 70% loves solitude prefers to be with others Understanding 50% insensitive, schizoid respectful, sympathetic Warmth 58% disinterested in others supportive, helpful Morality 38% break/ignore the rules play by the rules Pleasantness 42% aloof or disagreeable gets along with others Empathy 62% out of tune w/ others in tune with others Cooperation 30% competitive, warlike agreeable, peaceful Sympathy 54% socially inconsiderate socially conscious Tenderness 58% cold hearted, selfish warm hearted, selfless Nurturance 42% self pleasing, me first people pleasing, me last Conscientiousness 30% reckless, unscheduled careful, planner Efficiency 26% unreliable, lazy finisher, follows through Dutifulness 26% leisurely, derelict strict, rule abiding Purposefulness 38% inattentive, undisciplined prepared, focused Organization 70% relaxed, oblivious detail oriented, anal Cautiousness 18% impulsive, spendthrift restrained, cautious Rationality 62% irrational, random direct, logical Perfectionism 50% careless, error prone detail obsessed Planning 38% disorganized, random scheduled, clean Stability 50% easily frustrated calm, cool, unphased Happiness 66% unhappy, dissatisfied self content, positive Calmness 54% touchy, volatile even tempered, tolerant Moderation 34% needs instant gratification easily delays gratification Toughness 50% hypersensitive, moody thick skinned Impulse Control 30% lacks self control maintains composure Imperturbability 54% highly emotional emotionally contained Cool-headedness 78% demanding, controlling accommodating Tranquility 34% emotionally volatile emotionally neutral Intellect 86% instinctive, non-analytical intellectual, analytical Ingenuity 86% lacks new ideas innovative, novel Reflection 70% unreflective, coarse art and beauty lover Competence 74% slow to understand/think intellectual, brainy Quickness 66% intellectually dependent intellectually independent Introspection 54% not self reflective self searching Creativity 78% dull headed synthesizer, iconoclast Imagination 86% practical, realistic dreamer, unrealistic Depth 66% lacks curiosity mental explorer
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Spike's self perception/result:
Freudian Inventory Results Oral (36%) you appear to be stubbornly and irrationally against receiving help even when it might be the more intelligent option.
Anal (30%) you appear to be overly lacking in self control and organization, and possibly have a compulsive need to defy authority. If you are too scatterbrained, you will not develop much as a person as you will habitually switch paths before you ever learn anything.
Phallic (56%) you appear to have a good balance of sexual awareness and sexual composure.
Latency (43%) you appear to have a good balance of abstract knowledge seeking and practicality, dealing with real world responsibilities while still cultivating your abstract and creative faculties and interests.
Genital (73%) you appear to have a progressive and openminded outlook on life unbeholden to regressive forces like traditional authority and convention.
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The result for Spike when answered _honestly_:
Freudian Inventory Results Oral (43%) you appear to have a good balance of independence and interdependence knowing when to accept help and when to do things on your own.
Anal (30%) you appear to be overly lacking in self control and organization, and possibly have a compulsive need to defy authority. If you are too scatterbrained, you will not develop much as a person as you will habitually switch paths before you ever learn anything.
Phallic (26%) you appear to have negative issues regarding sexuality and/or have an uncertain sexual identity.
Latency (56%) you appear to have a good balance of abstract knowledge seeking and practicality, dealing with real world responsibilities while still cultivating your abstract and creative faculties and interests.
Genital (60%) you appear to be somewhere between a progressive/openminded and regressive/closeminded outlook on life.
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Spike's self perception/result:
Maslow Inventory Results Physiological Needs (40%) you appear to have an adequate supply of basic necessities.
Safety Needs (34%) you appear to have a very secure environment.
Love Needs (40%) you appear to be semi-content with the quality of your social connections.
Esteem Needs (54%) you appear to have a medium level of skill competence.
Self-Actualization (38%) you appear to have a low level of individual development.
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Result for Spike when answered _honestly_:
Maslow Inventory Results Physiological Needs (24%) you appear to have everything you need to survive physically.
Safety Needs (57%) you appear to have an adequately secure environment.
Love Needs (60%) you appear to be semi-content with the quality of your social connections.
Esteem Needs (64%) you appear to have a low level of skill competence.
Self-Actualization (35%) you appear to have a low level of individual development.
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Spike's self perception/result:
Indie Personality Test Results57% Indie
Scoring highly suggests you are likely to be very liberal, independent minded, self identify as an outsider, shun materialism and popular culture, and have an aversion to organized religion. While high scorers are more intellectual than average, they are probably more artistically astute than intellectually avante guard (i.e. they are more likely to know of new interesting new bands/artists/writers than the best way to extract energy from a hydrogen atom. Low scorers, will generally tend towards the opposite of the above. They will tend to be more materialistic, conservative, corporate friendly, social and are more likely to be religious.
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Result for Spike when answered _honestly_:
Indie Personality Test Results60% Indie
Scoring highly suggests you are likely to be very liberal, independent minded, self identify as an outsider, shun materialism and popular culture, and have an aversion to organized religion. While high scorers are more intellectual than average, they are probably more artistically astute than intellectually avante guard (i.e. they are more likely to know of new interesting new bands/artists/writers than the best way to extract energy from a hydrogen atom. Low scorers, will generally tend towards the opposite of the above. They will tend to be more materialistic, conservative, corporate friendly, social and are more likely to be religious.
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Spike's self perception/result:
ESTP - "Promotor". Action! When present, things begin to happen. Fiercely competitive. Entrepreneur. Often uses shock effect to get attention. Negotiator par excellence. 4.3% of total population. Take Free Jung Personality Test
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Result for Spike when answered _honestly_:
ENTP - "Inventor". Enthusiastic interest in everything and always sensitive to possibilities. Non-conformist and innovative. 3.2% of the total population. Free Jung Word Test (similar to Myers-Briggs)
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Spike's self perception/result:
Personality Disorder Test Results Paranoid |||||||||||| 46% Schizoid |||||||||||| 50% Schizotypal |||||| 30% Antisocial |||||||||||||||||||| 82% Borderline || 10% Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 66% Narcissistic |||||||||||| 50% Avoidant |||||||||| 34% Dependent |||||| 22% Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||| 34% Take Free Personality Disorder Test
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Result for Spike when answered _honestly_:
Personality Disorder Test Results Paranoid |||||||||||||||| 70% Schizoid |||||||||||| 42% Schizotypal |||||||||||| 42% Antisocial |||||||||||||||||||| 82% Borderline |||||||||||| 50% Histrionic |||||||||||||||||||| 86% Narcissistic |||||||||||| 50% Avoidant |||||||||||||| 54% Dependent |||||||||||| 46% Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||| 38% Take Free Personality Disorder Test
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Spike's self perception/result:
Career Inventory Test Results
Extroversion |||||||||||||||||||||||| 73% Emotional Stability ||||||||||||||||||||| 70% Orderliness |||||||||||| 40% Altruism ||||||||| 30% Inquisitiveness |||||||||||| 33%
You are a Promoter, possible professions include - real estate broker , chef, land developer, physical therapist, stock broker, news reporter, fire fighter, promoter, entrepreneur, pilot, budget analyst, insurance agent, management consultant, franchise owner, electrical engineer, aircraft mechanic, technical trainer, EEG technologist, radiological technician, emergency medical tech., corrections officer, flight attendant. Take Free Career Test
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Result for Spike when answered _honestly_:
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Extroversion |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 83% Emotional Stability |||||||||||||||||| 56% Orderliness ||||||||||||||| 43% Altruism |||||||||||| 40% Inquisitiveness ||||||||||||||| 50%
You are an Inventor, possible professions include - systems designer, venture capitalist, actor, journalist, investment broker, real estate agent, real estate developer, strategic planner, political manager, politician, special projects developer, literary agent, restaurant/bar owner, technical trainer, diversity manager, art director, personnel systems developer, computer analyst, logistics consultant, outplacement consultant, advertising creative director, radio/TV talk show host. Take Free Career Test
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