Cracky meme time!
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Pick 10 characters from as many fandoms as you wish.
Answer 16 questions. Drabble responses are very welcome, too.
Bonus: Name the meme pairing you like best and least.
1. Seregil (The Nightrunner Series)
2. Ben Linus (Lost)
3. Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
4. Dana Scully (The X-Files)
5. Michael Scott (The Office)
6. Inara Sera (Firefly)
7. Greg House (House)
8. Fox Mulder (The X-Files)
9. Sylar (Heroes)
10. Brock (Pokemon, hell yeah!)
1. Describe the children of #3 and #7? Are they good parents?
Excuse me, I can’t stop laughing…
Those would be some angry kids. Dean would keep trying to feed them pizza and chili fries, and then House fights with him because he wants the kids to be healthy. Dean would be protective, and a cool dad, teaching the kids to drive and shoot and speak Latin. House would teach them how to play guitar and piano. They’d be okay parents, but I think Wilson and Sam would be better, and you know they’re going to be the ones raising these kids anyway.
2. Describe #5 and #1's first kiss.
It’s like “Gay Witch Hunt”, Michael kisses Seregil to show that he accepts bisexual faie. Seregil goes along with it because, uh… Skala needs paper? Michael probably does it really suddenly, and Seregil goes along with it because he’s free-spirited and knows Alec won’t get mad at Michael. Actually, Alec’s probably trying to get Kelly to stop flirting with him.
3. How would #2 react to if #6 is pregnant with #10's baby?
1) “Him?”
2) “You’re a professional prostitute, aren’t you smart enough to not get pregnant?”
3) “Don’t worry, I’ll hide Brock in my secret room. But it’s up to you to stop Mal from shooting him.”
Also, she’s screwed if she stays on that island. Get off fast, Inara, or you’re gonna die!
Meanwhile, Ash tries to capture the smoke monster.
4. How does #8 convince #7 to go with him/her on a date?
I don’t think House actually needs convincing. He’d happily go just to mess with Mulder’s head. They’d end up psychoanalyzing each other. Meanwhile, Wilson and Scully meet for coffee and discuss the problems of loving insane martyrs.
5. Where would #9 and #6 go for their honeymoon? How is #4 going to sabotage their honeymoon?
They’d go to some pretty central planet, to a nice resort or something, although Sylar would rather just spend it on the ship. (He’s trying to eat River’s brain, you see.) Scully knows this and is trying to stop it, and Mal gladly cooperates, anything to get Inara back.
6. #6 is in love with #1. #3 confesses his/her love to #6. Whom would #6 pick? Does #8 think s/he made the right choice?
She’d pick Dean, because he’s similar to Mal, and Alec would shoot an arrow in her heart anyway for going after Seregil. Mulder doesn’t care about their relationship, he wants to hear about outer space and demons. And Sebrahn.
7. #5 and #2 must pretend to be a married couple. Why?
Because this meme is made of crack, that’s why.
It’s part of a diversity exercise Dunder Mifflin is making them do. Ben is working there undercover, because Dunder Mifflin is actually owned by Charles Widmore. Dwight doesn’t recognize Ben thanks to the same selective amnesia that lets Hiro Nakamura not realize that his dad is Sulu. (And you can’t tell me that Chuck Bartowski has never seen an episode of Firefly.)
8. #10 is moving in with #9. What do they fight about the most?
“You’re a killer!”
“You have weird eyes!”
Also, “WTF THESE AREN’T DONUTS!!!”. (They’re rice balls, dubbers. Expose the kids to some exotic foods.)
9. How will #4 prove his/her love to #1?
She doesn’t. The sexual tension just simmers for years.
10. #7 and #4. Love at first sight?
Fascination, but not love.
Scully: “Hey, another insane albeit brilliant man!”
House: “I like you, come work for me.”
His nickname for her will be Leprechaun, because she’s short and has red hair. He also mocks her cross necklace.
11. What would #2 give #9 for Valentine's Day?
Exotic island flowers and a random novel that is related to the mysteries of the island in some way.
12. Under what circumstances could #3 and #5 have a happy end?
Dean saves Michael from Vampire!Jim. Michael is grateful and throws Sam and Dean an office party. Dean likes cake.
11. What would #8 like to change about #10? Does number #10 approve?
Surgery to fix his eyes. Brock agrees, thinking he’ll score more chicks. Also, Mulder wants to study these strange creatures called “Pokemon”.
12. #2 and #7 are together. Who is more protective of the other?
Ben, definitely. He’ll even arrange to have Wilson killed by The Others. Smokie will get Cuddy, Cameron will be attacked by a polar bear, and Thirteen actually dies of Huntington’s before Ben can do anything to her. House will be all his.
13. Who is first going to say "I love you", #1 or #9?
Seregil, I can’t imagine Sylar saying “I love you” to anything.
14. Describe #10 and #4's perfect romantic outing.
Brock will cook her dinner and have a nice picnic, and Scully’s fine with all this because it doesn’t involve government conspiracies or UFOs. Meanwhile, the Cigarette-Smoking Man and Giovanni have a shady meeting…
15. Who suffers from pre-wedding jitters, #3 or #8? How does bridesmaid/best man #10 soothe them?
For some reason, I’m thinking Dean. Brock isn’t soothing either of them, he’s off flirting with the bridesmaids.
16. #6 is a secret admirer. What presents will they make the wo/man of their dreams?
“Here Mal, have a gun!” It worked when Nandy did it.
Favorite pariring: anything with Brock.
Pick 10 characters from as many fandoms as you wish.
Answer 16 questions. Drabble responses are very welcome, too.
Bonus: Name the meme pairing you like best and least.
1. Seregil (The Nightrunner Series)
2. Ben Linus (Lost)
3. Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
4. Dana Scully (The X-Files)
5. Michael Scott (The Office)
6. Inara Sera (Firefly)
7. Greg House (House)
8. Fox Mulder (The X-Files)
9. Sylar (Heroes)
10. Brock (Pokemon, hell yeah!)
1. Describe the children of #3 and #7? Are they good parents?
Excuse me, I can’t stop laughing…
Those would be some angry kids. Dean would keep trying to feed them pizza and chili fries, and then House fights with him because he wants the kids to be healthy. Dean would be protective, and a cool dad, teaching the kids to drive and shoot and speak Latin. House would teach them how to play guitar and piano. They’d be okay parents, but I think Wilson and Sam would be better, and you know they’re going to be the ones raising these kids anyway.
2. Describe #5 and #1's first kiss.
It’s like “Gay Witch Hunt”, Michael kisses Seregil to show that he accepts bisexual faie. Seregil goes along with it because, uh… Skala needs paper? Michael probably does it really suddenly, and Seregil goes along with it because he’s free-spirited and knows Alec won’t get mad at Michael. Actually, Alec’s probably trying to get Kelly to stop flirting with him.
3. How would #2 react to if #6 is pregnant with #10's baby?
1) “Him?”
2) “You’re a professional prostitute, aren’t you smart enough to not get pregnant?”
3) “Don’t worry, I’ll hide Brock in my secret room. But it’s up to you to stop Mal from shooting him.”
Also, she’s screwed if she stays on that island. Get off fast, Inara, or you’re gonna die!
Meanwhile, Ash tries to capture the smoke monster.
4. How does #8 convince #7 to go with him/her on a date?
I don’t think House actually needs convincing. He’d happily go just to mess with Mulder’s head. They’d end up psychoanalyzing each other. Meanwhile, Wilson and Scully meet for coffee and discuss the problems of loving insane martyrs.
5. Where would #9 and #6 go for their honeymoon? How is #4 going to sabotage their honeymoon?
They’d go to some pretty central planet, to a nice resort or something, although Sylar would rather just spend it on the ship. (He’s trying to eat River’s brain, you see.) Scully knows this and is trying to stop it, and Mal gladly cooperates, anything to get Inara back.
6. #6 is in love with #1. #3 confesses his/her love to #6. Whom would #6 pick? Does #8 think s/he made the right choice?
She’d pick Dean, because he’s similar to Mal, and Alec would shoot an arrow in her heart anyway for going after Seregil. Mulder doesn’t care about their relationship, he wants to hear about outer space and demons. And Sebrahn.
7. #5 and #2 must pretend to be a married couple. Why?
Because this meme is made of crack, that’s why.
It’s part of a diversity exercise Dunder Mifflin is making them do. Ben is working there undercover, because Dunder Mifflin is actually owned by Charles Widmore. Dwight doesn’t recognize Ben thanks to the same selective amnesia that lets Hiro Nakamura not realize that his dad is Sulu. (And you can’t tell me that Chuck Bartowski has never seen an episode of Firefly.)
8. #10 is moving in with #9. What do they fight about the most?
“You’re a killer!”
“You have weird eyes!”
Also, “WTF THESE AREN’T DONUTS!!!”. (They’re rice balls, dubbers. Expose the kids to some exotic foods.)
9. How will #4 prove his/her love to #1?
She doesn’t. The sexual tension just simmers for years.
10. #7 and #4. Love at first sight?
Fascination, but not love.
Scully: “Hey, another insane albeit brilliant man!”
House: “I like you, come work for me.”
His nickname for her will be Leprechaun, because she’s short and has red hair. He also mocks her cross necklace.
11. What would #2 give #9 for Valentine's Day?
Exotic island flowers and a random novel that is related to the mysteries of the island in some way.
12. Under what circumstances could #3 and #5 have a happy end?
Dean saves Michael from Vampire!Jim. Michael is grateful and throws Sam and Dean an office party. Dean likes cake.
11. What would #8 like to change about #10? Does number #10 approve?
Surgery to fix his eyes. Brock agrees, thinking he’ll score more chicks. Also, Mulder wants to study these strange creatures called “Pokemon”.
12. #2 and #7 are together. Who is more protective of the other?
Ben, definitely. He’ll even arrange to have Wilson killed by The Others. Smokie will get Cuddy, Cameron will be attacked by a polar bear, and Thirteen actually dies of Huntington’s before Ben can do anything to her. House will be all his.
13. Who is first going to say "I love you", #1 or #9?
Seregil, I can’t imagine Sylar saying “I love you” to anything.
14. Describe #10 and #4's perfect romantic outing.
Brock will cook her dinner and have a nice picnic, and Scully’s fine with all this because it doesn’t involve government conspiracies or UFOs. Meanwhile, the Cigarette-Smoking Man and Giovanni have a shady meeting…
15. Who suffers from pre-wedding jitters, #3 or #8? How does bridesmaid/best man #10 soothe them?
For some reason, I’m thinking Dean. Brock isn’t soothing either of them, he’s off flirting with the bridesmaids.
16. #6 is a secret admirer. What presents will they make the wo/man of their dreams?
“Here Mal, have a gun!” It worked when Nandy did it.
Favorite pariring: anything with Brock.