Shipper meme
From rosevixen.
One True Pairing Couple: Wash & Zoey (Firefly)
One of my favorite couples ever. I saw Serenity before I saw the series, and that only made it more poignant.
"One True Threesome" : The Lone Gunmen: Byers, Frohike, & Langly (The X-Files, The Lone Gunmen)
Three grown men that have lived together for over a decade.
Canon Couple: Alec & Seregil (The Nightrunner Series)
If you haven’t heard of these books, go seek them out. Alec & Seregil are absolutely adorable, one of my top ships.
"Not quite canon but should be" Couple: House & Wilson (House)
It’s thisclose to being canon, I’ve been saying for years that they should be together.
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Couple: Monk & Anyone (Monk)
He belongs to Trudy, absolutely. If the writers give him a love interest, I’ll punch something. It’s just not in his character.
"You are one sick bastard" Couple: Chylar! Sylar & Chandra Suresh (Heroes)
A cracky product of the TWoP Motivator thread, brought out sometime just to torture and bring on a subsequent flood of pretty pictures to serve as brain bleach.
"I dabble a little" Couple: Ten & Rose (Doctor Who)
I’m an occasional DW watcher, but I always liked the cute Doctor and Rose scenes.
"It's like a car crash" Couple: Michael & Jan (The Office)
Sometimes they’re sweet, but most of the time you just cringe.
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Couple: Chuck & Sarah (Chuck)
I have to admit, the ending of Chuck vs. The Imported Hard Salami was pretty cute.
"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Couple: Boone & Ethan (Lost)
I remember my friend Annie telling me about this, and I supported it just because it was so outrageous.
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Couple: Harry & Draco (Harry Potter)
I think Missy supports this, but I just don’t get it.
Guilty Pleasure Couple: Troy & Gabriella (High School Musical)
Don’t you judge me.
"I can't believe I read [watched] it and liked it" Couple: Dogget & Monica (The X-Files)
I watched 4-D, and was like “They’re actually kind of cute… wow, I’ll really ship anything, won’t I?”
"My first I could never abandon you" Couple: Jessie & James (Pokemon)
My first ship. I was obsessed.
"When all is said and done" Couple: Mulder & Scully (The X-Files)
These two invented shipping! The OTP to end all OTPs.
Favorite Devotionship: Edward & Bella (Twilight)
Because she knew him for a couple months, and decided to leave behind her family and friends and become an immortal blood-thirsty vampire, he was ready to expose his kind and die in horrible ways for her, and they pretty much can’t function without each other.
Favorite Nevermetship: Brock & That Teacher Lady in the Pink Dress (Pokemon, Mon Colle Knights)
Okay, this one’s pretty obscure. I’m sure you know Brock, but Mon Colle Knights was an anime on Fox Saturday mornings about two kids who hunted monsters with the girl’s scientist dad, and their teacher was a hopeless romantic. Ten-year-old me thought she would be a perfect match for our ladies man Brock!
(Also, Ash is the worst wingman ever.)
Favorite Abuseship: Mohinder & Sylar (Heroes)
Tied to chairs! Tuning forks! Poisoned tea! :D
(It was going to be House & Wilson, but I didn’t want to repeat.)
Favorite Rapeship: … The only one I can think of Luke and Laura from whatever soap opera that was. Wasn’t that how it happened?
Favorite AAWGENKI!ship: I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.
Favorite Pervyship: Hawkeye & BJ (M*A*S*H)
I know it’s a classic show, but it’s also really slashy.
Favorite DominanceBattleShip?: Mal & Inara (Firefly)
Because they fight constantly, and it was really the best one I could think of.
Ships you created?: Locke & Rousseau (Lost)
You know it would’ve been legendary.
In about 60 hours, I will have seen X-Files 2. And then next week is Breaking Dawn! It's a busy summer for a shipper.
One True Pairing Couple: Wash & Zoey (Firefly)
One of my favorite couples ever. I saw Serenity before I saw the series, and that only made it more poignant.
"One True Threesome" : The Lone Gunmen: Byers, Frohike, & Langly (The X-Files, The Lone Gunmen)
Three grown men that have lived together for over a decade.
Canon Couple: Alec & Seregil (The Nightrunner Series)
If you haven’t heard of these books, go seek them out. Alec & Seregil are absolutely adorable, one of my top ships.
"Not quite canon but should be" Couple: House & Wilson (House)
It’s thisclose to being canon, I’ve been saying for years that they should be together.
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Couple: Monk & Anyone (Monk)
He belongs to Trudy, absolutely. If the writers give him a love interest, I’ll punch something. It’s just not in his character.
"You are one sick bastard" Couple: Chylar! Sylar & Chandra Suresh (Heroes)
A cracky product of the TWoP Motivator thread, brought out sometime just to torture and bring on a subsequent flood of pretty pictures to serve as brain bleach.
"I dabble a little" Couple: Ten & Rose (Doctor Who)
I’m an occasional DW watcher, but I always liked the cute Doctor and Rose scenes.
"It's like a car crash" Couple: Michael & Jan (The Office)
Sometimes they’re sweet, but most of the time you just cringe.
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Couple: Chuck & Sarah (Chuck)
I have to admit, the ending of Chuck vs. The Imported Hard Salami was pretty cute.
"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Couple: Boone & Ethan (Lost)
I remember my friend Annie telling me about this, and I supported it just because it was so outrageous.
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Couple: Harry & Draco (Harry Potter)
I think Missy supports this, but I just don’t get it.
Guilty Pleasure Couple: Troy & Gabriella (High School Musical)
Don’t you judge me.
"I can't believe I read [watched] it and liked it" Couple: Dogget & Monica (The X-Files)
I watched 4-D, and was like “They’re actually kind of cute… wow, I’ll really ship anything, won’t I?”
"My first I could never abandon you" Couple: Jessie & James (Pokemon)
My first ship. I was obsessed.
"When all is said and done" Couple: Mulder & Scully (The X-Files)
These two invented shipping! The OTP to end all OTPs.
Favorite Devotionship: Edward & Bella (Twilight)
Because she knew him for a couple months, and decided to leave behind her family and friends and become an immortal blood-thirsty vampire, he was ready to expose his kind and die in horrible ways for her, and they pretty much can’t function without each other.
Favorite Nevermetship: Brock & That Teacher Lady in the Pink Dress (Pokemon, Mon Colle Knights)
Okay, this one’s pretty obscure. I’m sure you know Brock, but Mon Colle Knights was an anime on Fox Saturday mornings about two kids who hunted monsters with the girl’s scientist dad, and their teacher was a hopeless romantic. Ten-year-old me thought she would be a perfect match for our ladies man Brock!
(Also, Ash is the worst wingman ever.)
Favorite Abuseship: Mohinder & Sylar (Heroes)
Tied to chairs! Tuning forks! Poisoned tea! :D
(It was going to be House & Wilson, but I didn’t want to repeat.)
Favorite Rapeship: … The only one I can think of Luke and Laura from whatever soap opera that was. Wasn’t that how it happened?
Favorite AAWGENKI!ship: I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.
Favorite Pervyship: Hawkeye & BJ (M*A*S*H)
I know it’s a classic show, but it’s also really slashy.
Favorite DominanceBattleShip?: Mal & Inara (Firefly)
Because they fight constantly, and it was really the best one I could think of.
Ships you created?: Locke & Rousseau (Lost)
You know it would’ve been legendary.
In about 60 hours, I will have seen X-Files 2. And then next week is Breaking Dawn! It's a busy summer for a shipper.