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1. Your real name: Marmajuke
2. friends call you: wilkie, wilkie boobies, fanny, mmmmmmm
3 What your girl/boyfriend calls you: wilkie. funny that
4 What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: Noah BegayIII
6. What would you name these if you had them as pets?
a. turtle: die
b. goose: Maxamus Maridious (geese hav ethe fastest reaction time known)
c. pirate: Margret
d. a hot girl: uh uh uh ehh arite
7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?: Rip Van Winkle lets go for a tinkle
8. What would you name your kids?: Jesus, moses, kiera, Eldric, Seph
9. What would you name a ship you built?: HMS Manboat
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?: The Guide Through Life
Have you ever...
11. Thrown up in public?: aye
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: yeah
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about? fuc sake that was a shite day
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: well I walked into a lamp post
15. Had to pay for something you broke?: nope
16. Nearly drowned?: yes
17. Passed out?: well......
18. Had a crush on somebody: Uh huh
19. Been stuck in the rain?: yeh but I cunted it in a puddle b4 so i was already soaked lol
20. Been attacked by an animal?: yep
21. Caught people having sex?: yeh. I own a chain of gay bars
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: on the playstation
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: Nah, Im the buffest lumberjack out. so this guy said
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: yeah
25. Made a wish that came true?: yeah
Complete The Sentence
26. I once had a dream... that i had a shit dream
27. I'm only racist towards... squirels
28. I don't even know why I'm…licking ur toe
29. I'd give anything to have sex with... u
30. Nothing sucks more than having to... spend time doin this
31. If I had six pounds i'd buy... 6 lottery tickets
32. It's hot. I should take off my... left sock
33. It's always more fun if you... use baby oil
4. You can't eat steak without... steak
35. You better shut up before I... blow u up from 200 miles away.............with mind bullets
36. I really like you and everything but... im am neither male nor female