I'm worried, Mr. Journal
Okay, Mr. Journal. Last Friday, I hung out with my best friend Jason and his friend that happens to be a girl, but not his girl friend in that sense of the word. Sheesh, get your mind out of the gutter, Mr. Journal!
Anyway, we were hanging out and they were getting pretty hammered. I wasn't because if you recall, Mr. Journal, that January, I told you I'd never get that wasted again. But 8 AM rolled around quickly and we all went to sleep. I have a habit of waking up way before a couple of drunks do, and I did. For 2 hours, I wandered around this girls house for no particular reason until I got an idea. Look through Jason's computer.
Well, a week or so ago, Jason has been asking me to buy Potassium Cyanide for him. I asked why and he said a science project. I know Jason is quite the kidder and all that, and I didn't have the money for any freakin' cyanide, so I said no.
I went through his computer and found an interesting document on his desktop. I think it was called, "The Easy Guide to Suicide." or something like that. So I read it a little bit and got to a method involving tap water and this Potassium Cyanide.
Don't be getting any ideas, Mr. Journal!
Anyway, I closed his laptop and didn't really tell him about it. But since his breakup with his girlfriend, he's become QUITE the alcoholic. I know college life kinda does that, but being drunk 8 out of 10 days is just too much, my friend. But that's what's been happening.
Luckily, this girl he's been hanging around seems to be really nice and they get along quite a lot. Especially with Alcohol. I can just hope she can snap him back to a sane reality of at least boozing and staying alive.
Anyway, that's what's been going on mostly, Mr. Journal. Since I got a request from a certain someone to update you more often, I figured I would and since I actually had something to talk about, I did! Go me! Now, gimme a cookie, vada!
*falls down and goes to sleep.
Anyway, we were hanging out and they were getting pretty hammered. I wasn't because if you recall, Mr. Journal, that January, I told you I'd never get that wasted again. But 8 AM rolled around quickly and we all went to sleep. I have a habit of waking up way before a couple of drunks do, and I did. For 2 hours, I wandered around this girls house for no particular reason until I got an idea. Look through Jason's computer.
Well, a week or so ago, Jason has been asking me to buy Potassium Cyanide for him. I asked why and he said a science project. I know Jason is quite the kidder and all that, and I didn't have the money for any freakin' cyanide, so I said no.
I went through his computer and found an interesting document on his desktop. I think it was called, "The Easy Guide to Suicide." or something like that. So I read it a little bit and got to a method involving tap water and this Potassium Cyanide.
Don't be getting any ideas, Mr. Journal!
Anyway, I closed his laptop and didn't really tell him about it. But since his breakup with his girlfriend, he's become QUITE the alcoholic. I know college life kinda does that, but being drunk 8 out of 10 days is just too much, my friend. But that's what's been happening.
Luckily, this girl he's been hanging around seems to be really nice and they get along quite a lot. Especially with Alcohol. I can just hope she can snap him back to a sane reality of at least boozing and staying alive.
Anyway, that's what's been going on mostly, Mr. Journal. Since I got a request from a certain someone to update you more often, I figured I would and since I actually had something to talk about, I did! Go me! Now, gimme a cookie, vada!
*falls down and goes to sleep.