Dear Cow tag number 623

May 02, 2014 19:23

Dear cow,

We are no longer friends.  I was not even touching your baby so running me over and then grinding me into the ground was completely unwarranted. I appreciate you not breaking my leg or ribs.  But the possible cracked/ nicely bruised ribs were another gift I could have passed on.  You are not helping with the whole losing weight thing as I now cant bend over because it hurts like a bitch.  For your contributions you shall be going on a permanent vacation this fall . Hopefully into someones freezer you furry little bitch.  Taataa
Beth

Also, dear USAjobs website.  Could you stop being a pissy bitch and let me upload that app?  KThnxbye

oww, hooray pain pills, ice pack you are my friend

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