May 02, 2014 19:23
Dear cow,
We are no longer friends. I was not even touching your baby so running me over and then grinding me into the ground was completely unwarranted. I appreciate you not breaking my leg or ribs. But the possible cracked/ nicely bruised ribs were another gift I could have passed on. You are not helping with the whole losing weight thing as I now cant bend over because it hurts like a bitch. For your contributions you shall be going on a permanent vacation this fall . Hopefully into someones freezer you furry little bitch. Taataa
Beth
Also, dear USAjobs website. Could you stop being a pissy bitch and let me upload that app? KThnxbye
oww,
hooray pain pills,
ice pack you are my friend