Because Henna brings out the cracked thoughts in me
Alright, all you who have NOT read
infinitefirefly's insanely funny Hidan/Temari crack, go do so NOW , I COMMAND YOU (plus its the best thing for a bad day, will make you smile or your money back).or the rest of this entry will make absolutely no sense. And BTW, this little gem of crack is completely her fault. This actually made me get out of bed to write it down, because I could not go to sleep until I did. Alright, now that you minions have read that, I will explain why this was spawned.
You know those theme songs for sitcoms where two obviously nothing alike people have to live together...Yeah, well, that little drabble made me get out of bed and write some half assed lyrics for a Hidan and Temari roomates show....Here goes, and beware the rampant crack that this is and the parts that dont quite rhyme with each other..
It's wacky, and Zaney...and look some blood and maiming
Its the Hidan and Temari Show
A fan, a scythe, and some human sacrifice
The Hidan and Temari Show
He says she'll go to hell...including those other stupid fuckers as well
She thinks hes nuts...just another fanatical religious dumbfuck
The Hidan and Temari Show
Passed out on the couch, because the dumbshit bled out
And a pail of water, her Temper gets a little hotter
The Hidan and Temari show
The smirks, the grins, best friends for the win
So WTF?...You say they've never met
This is as cracky as it gets
The Hidan and Temari Show!!!!
Oh gawd, this pairing has corrupted my mind. And thanks again Henna for the mental image of Hidan passed out on the couch due to massive blood loss and Temari pissed at him bleeding all over her kitchen floor with a bucket of water.
Thank you, this was your daily spamming of crack.