I did it! I did it!
What did I do?
Can I get a drumroll please....
I had a bowel movement. And we can all thank god for that. I hadn't had one since Tuesday morning and was starting to look like umpa umpa men from the Wizard of Oz but without the overalls - I was so bloated. Can I get a witness?
I had to flush the toilet 3x. Thank goodness I didn't have any pressing plans. I would have been late.
Can I get a drumroll please....
I had a bowel movement. And we can all thank god for that. I hadn't had one since Tuesday morning and was starting to look like umpa umpa men from the Wizard of Oz but without the overalls - I was so bloated. Can I get a witness?
I had to flush the toilet 3x. Thank goodness I didn't have any pressing plans. I would have been late.