I am avoiding Biology and Latin...
Note to self: "Emperors don't die in bed" by Fik Meijer. I think it's interesting, no you perverts it's not about sex. It talks about how various Emperors die, how cool is that?
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...Kristi shut the fuck up.
...Hey, hey Kristi, tua mater! Oh, oh, take that!
*insert Snackbar interruption here*
*five minutes later*
Woah, dude, check this out. Apparently God created the world in 6 days and if Seattle, WA was suddenly wiped out said world would cease to exist in 6 days as well. I. Shit. You. Not. (this somehow has to do with business and trade)
Life rules, I'm off to study.