Chatty Kathy News and DGSDf quiz
So I ran around applying to various places today, two possible jobs are almost lined up. But 'almost' doesn't count until I've got the job(s) so we'll see how this goes. I hit up Southdale and Highland Park tomorrow, does anyone know how to write a decent Work History? With any luck I'll be gainfully employed by Monday... *crossing fingers* ...and I'll have my November paycheck from SAGA by Wednesday, and my grades (yech) before Christmas Eve (cause a repeat of holiday + those-things-which-shall-remain-unnamed = bad).
I've got Dad's old car cause he has Grandma's old Buick... the only thing about driving Dad's is he's got air bags and if you crank the wheel too hard to the left the tranny might fall out. Other than those two things it's all fantastic and I'm going to shut up and not complain, cause seriously it's a helluva lot easier getting around Mpls. with a car than trying to take buses/light rail everyplace.
This weekend Mom and I are going out to Excelsior Blvd. cause she wants to see Trader Joe's... apparently Chanda made some comment about how her house looks like the restaurant, so now Mom is curious.
My room needs to be cleaned (organized), so I'm giving up and donating everything that I'm not using/wearing to Salvation Army or Red Cross cause that'll 1) clean everything out and 2) make me feel a lot better about a) the house being clean and b) having donated something this year. I've been fighting with myself about getting stuff to go away (I'm such a pack-rat) but I've hit my limit and I'm ready to clean stuff out and get rid of it all. Let someone else benefit or toss it, just so long as it's all gone somewhere else.
So basically it's looking for jobs and Latin re-hashing. I've got a laughably optimistic study guide that I'm starting on Sunday... wish me buena suerte?
Act 2, Scene 1
An attractive young woman, the INTERN, sits at her desk. ROSS and MACGRUDER, two sales associates, stand near the water cooler.
MACGRUDER: Whoa! Get a load of the new intern! I'd like to file my proposal in her drawers.
ROSS: Easy there, MacGruder, you'll get us fired. [aside] I agree.
Exeunt. The Intern
Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSDf)
Capable. Trustworthy. Carnal. The Intern.
From our experience, Interns are nice girls who would really, really like us to come on to them. They, like you, must be looking for sex, preferably from someone good-looking and successful. So... what are you doing later? Oh, okay, cool. Well, maybe next time? Okay, okay, jeez.
Your exact opposite:
The Sudden Departure
Random Brutal Love Master
The thing is, you're a little bit quiet, so men think you're waiting for them to start things. You do like sex a lot, they're right about that, but few of them realize you're a genuinely thoughful person.
You're choosy, not wanting to get mixed up with just anyone. Girls can get away with this kind of selectiveness for some reason. Most guys have to take whatever's lying around, passed out.
You're not necessarily looking for a steady relationship right now; that's cool. Be careful to avoid people trying to tie you down to anything other than bedposts.
ALWAYS AVOID: The False Messiah, The Vapor Trail
CONSIDER: The Bachelor
Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
The Saint
You are 45% Bootlicker, 19% Toe-Stepper, and 33% Obnoxious Anti-Snob!
You exist in a near-Nirvana state of contentedness with the world. Maybe you're enlightened, maybe you're the Second Coming of Christ, maybe you're comatose. Whatever the reason, you're no snob. Well played.
"I'm such a good person when I'm stoned."
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 80% on Upward
You scored higher than 18% on Downward
You scored higher than 33% on Reverse
Link: The Snobbery Test written by fnordite on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test
Ordinarily Neat
You are 31% sloppy, and 31% disorganized!
Okay, so, once in a while, you let things go. But most of the time, "everything in its place and a place for everything" is your mantra. You are pretty organized, and not too sloppy. That's cool.
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 35% on sloppiness
You scored higher than 89% on acceptance
You scored higher than 46% on disorganized
Link: The How Sloppy are You? Test written by bluespice on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test
(And yet, I still habitually manage to get glasses lost on top my head and shoes lost under my desk)
the Alright Guy.
You are 33 Manly and 43 Nerdy!
Hey, you're an alright guy! You do alittle camping, then come home and check your email. You know to put out your camfire and to keep your computer dust-free. You like physical labor and surfing the internet. You're an alright guy.
My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 31% on Manliness
You scored higher than 22% on Nerdiness
Link: The Manliness (for everybody) Test written by mulletmandan on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test
(hahahahaha!)
I've got Dad's old car cause he has Grandma's old Buick... the only thing about driving Dad's is he's got air bags and if you crank the wheel too hard to the left the tranny might fall out. Other than those two things it's all fantastic and I'm going to shut up and not complain, cause seriously it's a helluva lot easier getting around Mpls. with a car than trying to take buses/light rail everyplace.
This weekend Mom and I are going out to Excelsior Blvd. cause she wants to see Trader Joe's... apparently Chanda made some comment about how her house looks like the restaurant, so now Mom is curious.
My room needs to be cleaned (organized), so I'm giving up and donating everything that I'm not using/wearing to Salvation Army or Red Cross cause that'll 1) clean everything out and 2) make me feel a lot better about a) the house being clean and b) having donated something this year. I've been fighting with myself about getting stuff to go away (I'm such a pack-rat) but I've hit my limit and I'm ready to clean stuff out and get rid of it all. Let someone else benefit or toss it, just so long as it's all gone somewhere else.
So basically it's looking for jobs and Latin re-hashing. I've got a laughably optimistic study guide that I'm starting on Sunday... wish me buena suerte?
Act 2, Scene 1
An attractive young woman, the INTERN, sits at her desk. ROSS and MACGRUDER, two sales associates, stand near the water cooler.
MACGRUDER: Whoa! Get a load of the new intern! I'd like to file my proposal in her drawers.
ROSS: Easy there, MacGruder, you'll get us fired. [aside] I agree.
Exeunt. The Intern
Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSDf)
Capable. Trustworthy. Carnal. The Intern.
From our experience, Interns are nice girls who would really, really like us to come on to them. They, like you, must be looking for sex, preferably from someone good-looking and successful. So... what are you doing later? Oh, okay, cool. Well, maybe next time? Okay, okay, jeez.
Your exact opposite:
The Sudden Departure
Random Brutal Love Master
The thing is, you're a little bit quiet, so men think you're waiting for them to start things. You do like sex a lot, they're right about that, but few of them realize you're a genuinely thoughful person.
You're choosy, not wanting to get mixed up with just anyone. Girls can get away with this kind of selectiveness for some reason. Most guys have to take whatever's lying around, passed out.
You're not necessarily looking for a steady relationship right now; that's cool. Be careful to avoid people trying to tie you down to anything other than bedposts.
ALWAYS AVOID: The False Messiah, The Vapor Trail
CONSIDER: The Bachelor
Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
The Saint
You are 45% Bootlicker, 19% Toe-Stepper, and 33% Obnoxious Anti-Snob!
You exist in a near-Nirvana state of contentedness with the world. Maybe you're enlightened, maybe you're the Second Coming of Christ, maybe you're comatose. Whatever the reason, you're no snob. Well played.
"I'm such a good person when I'm stoned."
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 80% on Upward
You scored higher than 18% on Downward
You scored higher than 33% on Reverse
Link: The Snobbery Test written by fnordite on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test
Ordinarily Neat
You are 31% sloppy, and 31% disorganized!
Okay, so, once in a while, you let things go. But most of the time, "everything in its place and a place for everything" is your mantra. You are pretty organized, and not too sloppy. That's cool.
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 35% on sloppiness
You scored higher than 89% on acceptance
You scored higher than 46% on disorganized
Link: The How Sloppy are You? Test written by bluespice on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test
(And yet, I still habitually manage to get glasses lost on top my head and shoes lost under my desk)
the Alright Guy.
You are 33 Manly and 43 Nerdy!
Hey, you're an alright guy! You do alittle camping, then come home and check your email. You know to put out your camfire and to keep your computer dust-free. You like physical labor and surfing the internet. You're an alright guy.
My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 31% on Manliness
You scored higher than 22% on Nerdiness
Link: The Manliness (for everybody) Test written by mulletmandan on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test
(hahahahaha!)