Jeeze louise, I listened to crap like this and bought it! HOW?
Eugh.
I'm in the snackbar listening to some girl from Admissions sell Hillsdale College to a prospective's parent. Either that or she's a donor, she doesn't sound like an alumni. I suggest she's a donor cause the other girl at the table doesn't look convinced.
Whatever, I'm hearing this first girl (G1) talk to this woman (Woman) in a hushed voice about how her sister "was public schooled" like it's some dirty secret.
I WAS PUBLIC SCHOOLED! GET ME PSYCOLOGICAL HELP OH GREAT HILLSDALE COLLEGE, BASTION OF LIBERAL EDUCATION!!!
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Oh for Chri--crying out loud, (HA! Got it! Why not just tell you all what I'm thinking in my head) now she's talking about ...ooohhhh, vocational learning! *gasp!* Fuck off. Don't talk shit about vocational schools.
Yes, I'll poke fun at my various friends who don't know Tartuffe--but quite frankly that shit should be covered in Middle School/High School and College should be the place where you can choose what you want to do and what kind of education you desire to have. If you want to go become a journeyman lather, go right ahead...you've had your liberal arts education, now learn something you want to learn/love to do.
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Oh stuff it you twit: It' really important we learn about the constitution b/c "the people we have leading the country ... don't know about the constitution." Fuck that, after a class with Eden I still don't know about the Constitution, but God knows I was forced to sit through that mothafuckin class.
Oh jeeze, she went to a leadership school/institute dealie.
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Oh Chri--crimeny! LUKE they're talking about Republicans and Fox News and how wonderful it all is... and they've started in on religion... can't you magically burst onto the scene humping a sheep/Nick wildly and making lots of sex noises? That sounds odd but I don't know what would be more offensive...homosexuality or beastiality... maybe we can kill whatever it is you're fucking so it'd be necrophelia on top of it all.
ARRRGGHHHH
Screw it all, I'm turning on music.
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Edit: Megan Martin made me feel all better so she rocks :D