"I still can't believe that you were psyched out by a cat!"
My cat, my sweet 12 year old cat who is a total bitch when she gets a bath, was once fat. Now she's scrawny. Seriously, she'd wash her stomach and do a rather impressive Budda impersonation.
So I come home for spring break and discover that she's gone on a milk binge. Then she ate diet cat food when it wasn't diet. So now she's super scrawny and doesn't eat hard food well. Then we found out that she'd lost a tooth at some point. Ah-ha! The culprit! The reason why my previously ghetto-fabulous cat finally chose pull a Callista Flockheart!
She eats wetfood, she gains some weight back, all is good.
Well, she started refusing to eat the wetfood, so I fed her tuna, cat's like tuna...look, the cat is happy...here, I'll mix it in with regular wet cat food, it's all good.
Alas, I run out of tuna. But nope, she needs to eat wet cat food.
Alas, the cat refuses to eat cat food.
C'mon cat, eat the food.
STFU stupid human.
Eat the damn food, cat! You're not getting tuna!
The hell I'm not!
Two...days... of the already anorexic cat not eating.
So I buy tuna.
I cave.
The cat is happy.
I am embarrassed.
So why then do I tell Jeanne? No clue.
Jeanne laughs at me.
Go fig.
So I'm sharing the happy story with the rest of you. :)
So I come home for spring break and discover that she's gone on a milk binge. Then she ate diet cat food when it wasn't diet. So now she's super scrawny and doesn't eat hard food well. Then we found out that she'd lost a tooth at some point. Ah-ha! The culprit! The reason why my previously ghetto-fabulous cat finally chose pull a Callista Flockheart!
She eats wetfood, she gains some weight back, all is good.
Well, she started refusing to eat the wetfood, so I fed her tuna, cat's like tuna...look, the cat is happy...here, I'll mix it in with regular wet cat food, it's all good.
Alas, I run out of tuna. But nope, she needs to eat wet cat food.
Alas, the cat refuses to eat cat food.
C'mon cat, eat the food.
STFU stupid human.
Eat the damn food, cat! You're not getting tuna!
The hell I'm not!
Two...days... of the already anorexic cat not eating.
So I buy tuna.
I cave.
The cat is happy.
I am embarrassed.
So why then do I tell Jeanne? No clue.
Jeanne laughs at me.
Go fig.
So I'm sharing the happy story with the rest of you. :)