Nov 29, 2005 18:40
My top ten picks for the new Spectre (in order):
1. Ted Kord. There's a reason the whole internet loves Tedtre. It would be awesome. DC, if you give us Tedtre, I'll stop complaining about all the stupid shit you're doing with every other character.
2. Vibe. "Chu don wanna mess with the right hand of god, meng!"
3. Max Lord. Suddenly, vengence becomes a for-profit enterprise.
4. Sue Dibny. Nicest. Spectre. Ever. Besides, a girl spectre would be hot.
5. Ice. You might argue that Tora would, in fact, be the nicest Spectre ever, but I'd argue that she'd just be the worst. "Oh, I don't think it's really necessary to smite those people, do you? I'm sure if we just talk to them they'll stop doing bad things!" Meanwhile, God is facepalming.
6. Skeets. This shouldn't need an explanation.
7. L-Ron. What else is he going to do with Max gone? Go back to flipping burgers? I don't think so!
8. Rocket Red. Mostly because I've already nominated the rest of the dead JLI.
9. Lian Harper. Look, she's bound to be killed off in the name of Roy's character development sooner or later. If they make her the new Spectre, just think how cute it'll be! WEE LITTLE SPECTRE.
10. Detective Chimp. I say this pretty much just because a chimptre would be funny, but come on, Day of Vengence makes it possible!