definition of the day...er, week...
Mongoose: n. a creature with stripes like a zebra, a neck like a giraffe, 8 eyes like a spider and each one sees like a hawk, sharp claws, sharp pointy teeth, ears like a bat, wings like a dungeon dragon, built in GPS (a.k.a. ON-Star), tail lopped off like a doberman, swims like a fish, and a mind like a FUCKING MONGOOSE...bitch!