actual hot story
So once upon a time... Susy and I were sitting in her room and we were really bored and we were dirt poor so we didn't have enought money for weed. Aww. So instead we decided to search ebay for something close the the fun weed might be havint with our weed and of course the only alternative was A silver lunch box from 1984 that had afro ken on it. So we decided to place a bid.. first 5 cents...then 10 then we went for 17 cents, but you have to remeber we are dirt poor.. 18 cents was just pushing it so instead we searched for a japan improted spiderman dog suit and well.. and to our suprise there was one [http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=52352&item=4339713945&rd=1] we start bidding on this amazingly fly, almost as fly as Joseph B. Friedman, inventor of the flexible straw, suit and to our suprise WE WIN IT.. and it asked us how we would prefer our shipping... but then we looked at the shipping price... n it WAS MORE THAN THE japan imported so COOL sPIDER MAN body suit. So linnea decided to take one for the team.. and FLASH THE SELLER!! he immediatly shipped it to us. yeah because we sent him a FLASHIN HOT video tape of m n susy and Joseph B. Friedman havin a 3 sum... and then he gave us everything for free and we ended up buying weed with the 18 cents that we had... (our little secret goes here.. HAHAH linnea will get it)when we got home we immediatly searched for a dog to put it on but we couldnt find one so the next best thing was..a cockateal. (my gay evil bird)n then we got sad cus our spidey cockateal turned into road kill (it got run over by a john deere tracktor klaire was driving) so we just saw a movie instead.
THE END!!!
THE END!!!