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wildmapleleaf

001. ➠ [Arrival]

Nov 17, 2009 18:52

Oh, for the love of--- don't tell me I somehow made a wrong turn! I know this building by heart already. If I don't get to the meeting room, they're going to start without me (again). Dammit, I even set up my alarm to go off earlier, I shouldn't be panicking ( Read more... )

somehow this is al's fault, welcome to wonderland, this is not my house!

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1/idek placeholder ftw idkmybfftony November 18 2009, 00:59:59 UTC

You sound lost? Well, that's because you just arrived! But that's okay, since I'm the hero I am here and I will help you get reoriented! I-

2/? idkmybfftony November 18 2009, 01:00:49 UTC

...Wait, did you say 'G8'? How are you getting into the G8? Only nations attend the G8!

3/? idkmybfftony November 18 2009, 01:01:16 UTC

[Wait for it. Waait for it.]

4/5 idkmybfftony November 18 2009, 01:01:41 UTC

[Icon appropriate.]

5/6 i lied idkmybfftony November 18 2009, 01:02:18 UTC

Wait a sec! I know who you are!

6/done idkmybfftony November 18 2009, 01:03:59 UTC

You're a spy, aren't you? Trying to infiltrate our top secret meetings to bring our secrets to light! You're not a communist, are you? Or a terrorist?

Speak honestly, because since I'm the hero I've got my own lie detector built in, so I can tell if you're lying, commie scum!

1/2 wildmapleleaf November 18 2009, 01:15:33 UTC

...COMMUNIST?!! Are you freakin' kidding me?!

2/2 wildmapleleaf November 18 2009, 01:17:02 UTC

AL. TAKE A HARDER LOOK. THINK NORTHERN BORDERS. AND NIAGARA FALLS.

AND CANADA.

1/3 idkmybfftony November 18 2009, 01:21:34 UTC

Northern.. borders?

2/3 idkmybfftony November 18 2009, 01:22:05 UTC

[OH THE THINKING IT HURTS HIS BRAIN]

3/3 idkmybfftony November 18 2009, 01:22:42 UTC

...Matty? Is that you?

wildmapleleaf November 18 2009, 01:25:54 UTC

(Oh thank god, it didn't take as long this time.)

Yes, Al, it's me. Not to sound like Arthur, but you're not exactly dressed for a meeting. ...unless it's finished.

You guys didn't start without me again, did you?

idkmybfftony November 18 2009, 01:29:36 UTC

[Mostly because of the whole 'Think of Canada' part in that, otherwise he'd still be guessing.]

Hey! I'm always ready for a meeting! Maybe it's casual Friday or something! But.. not saying you're right, but there's no meeting.

Actually, we're.. kind of nowhere near home. We're in this place called Wonderland, and it's pretty screwy.

Tell me, what year is it for you?

wildmapleleaf November 18 2009, 01:38:20 UTC

[It's the most obvious hints that keep them from standing there for hours.]

No meeting? But, we were just prepping for the 2010 meeting. You yourself called me!

...okay, I'll bite, what have you been eating you're not supossed to be? Wonderland? Really?

For me? It's 2009 all the way around last I checked.

idkmybfftony November 18 2009, 01:50:00 UTC

...I did? Well, I guess the only way you'd get invited to a meeting is if I dragged you along!

Huh? What are you talking about? As the hero, I always eat everything a hero should! Like burgers! But I wish this was a joke. Wonderland like the Disney movie 'Alice in Wonderland'. You should watch it sometime!

Oh good, so you're not one of those losers who's stuck in the past!

wildmapleleaf November 18 2009, 02:01:49 UTC

[Twtiches.] I'm a member of the G8, if you remember.

...you can't be serious. First off, it's a book and I do suppose a movie as well, but that's not the point. Secondly, you are proposing that this is that place, which was in a fictional book. Finally, the burger thing doesn't surprise me.

Wait, stuck in the past?

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