003. ➠ Approaching Critial. [Audio]

[wildmapleleaf]

[The audio on Canada's device suddenly clicks on, and arguing can be heard. Two voices, one of them is clearly louder than the other's.]

[With heavy panting.] For the last time, that hurts! Stop touching me!

Well, if you just stopped fidgeting and let me ease it on, it won't hurt as much. Stay still!

But it's cold! Dammit, Matty, I can do it

Comments

[skater_lynx]

...Canada leave America's breasts alone~

[wildmapleleaf]

It's not like I'm not even trying to touch him there, but he keeps moving around so much and I can't get anywhere! So I keep brushing up and he keeps yelling out.

[Frustrated sigh.]

[skater_lynx]

This is even better than the time Japan made out with America!

[idkmybfftony]

My breasts aren't open for touching!

[skater_lynx]

Not according to Canada!

[idkmybfftony]

Who said he was touching my breasts, you pervert!

[skater_lynx]

Your brother did! It was perverted before I got here! Don't you pin your incest on me!

[idkmybfftony]

Incest?!

What the fuck is wrong with you?!

[skater_lynx]

Hey! I'm not the one who's doing it! What's wrong with you?!

[idkmybfftony]

I'm not doing anything! He's my brother, for God's sake!

[He gets these ideas from Japan's manga *lies*]

[skater_lynx]

Hey! I can't be the only one who thought you were at it...

[idkmybfftony]

When are you not thinking or saying something related to that?