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My supervisor is EVIL. Lol. Tonight when it was getting close to closing time I got a phone call. So Heather gets on the intercom and very loudly announces to the entire store "TAMMY YOUR BOYFRIEND SHAUN IS ON LINE 1!!!" Everybody in the store was looking at me and I turned beet red. And then, one of our regular customers Leah was in the store. So she comes up and is like "You guys are finally dating now?" *headdesk*.
Me: *blushing* "No, we are NOT dating..."
Leah: "Surrre you're not. Tell your boyfriend I said hi."
Me: *shouting around the corner* "Thanks a lot Heather..."
Heather: *sparkling* "You're welcome."
*mutters dire threats* Hetaher is officially evil. Although, it may have been payback for earlier. Lol.
Rob: "Tammy...were there slaves in 1937?"
Me: "Uh...no. The Civil War was in 1964."
This whole conversation revolved around the fact the store's owner was born in 1937. And for some reason Heather equated this fact with the idea that he was alive when there were still slaves. So we had this battle of history facts. Her and Rob went around asking all the other employees and any of their friends who came in the store if there were still slaves in 1937. Heather claims it's an easy mistake to make. Rob claims it's not. So we were seeing how many people got the right answer. Lol. She told me I was supposed to be on her side...and the fact that I answered no makes me a meanie.
For the record...this is a perfectly normal day at work for me. I also found a glow in the dark dildo in my locker...with a little pink and blue stuffed monkey wrapepd around it. But that was totally expected and also not unusual and an entirely seperate story about the strange goings on at my job.
Me: *blushing* "No, we are NOT dating..."
Leah: "Surrre you're not. Tell your boyfriend I said hi."
Me: *shouting around the corner* "Thanks a lot Heather..."
Heather: *sparkling* "You're welcome."
*mutters dire threats* Hetaher is officially evil. Although, it may have been payback for earlier. Lol.
Rob: "Tammy...were there slaves in 1937?"
Me: "Uh...no. The Civil War was in 1964."
This whole conversation revolved around the fact the store's owner was born in 1937. And for some reason Heather equated this fact with the idea that he was alive when there were still slaves. So we had this battle of history facts. Her and Rob went around asking all the other employees and any of their friends who came in the store if there were still slaves in 1937. Heather claims it's an easy mistake to make. Rob claims it's not. So we were seeing how many people got the right answer. Lol. She told me I was supposed to be on her side...and the fact that I answered no makes me a meanie.
For the record...this is a perfectly normal day at work for me. I also found a glow in the dark dildo in my locker...with a little pink and blue stuffed monkey wrapepd around it. But that was totally expected and also not unusual and an entirely seperate story about the strange goings on at my job.