The new Jingle Bells

[wildmaera]

Dashing through Gotham
In an eighteen wheel semi
Slaughter everywhere
Hope that people die

HA HA HA

Bells make bombs go off
Got my cool facepaint
Hope that lots of people die
In Gotham on Christmas Day

OOOOOOOOOH

Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
Robin laid an egg
The Batmobile lost its wheel
AND I GOT AWAY!

HEY!

Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
Robin laid an egg
The Batmobile lost its wheel
AND I GOT AWAY!

Gonna rob a bank
Steal a lot of dough
Go talk to Two-Face
Grab Harley as we go

HA HA HA

Poison Ivy's cool
Likes a lot of plants
Let's all go kill Batman now
And then we'll blow up France

OOOOOOOH

Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
Robin laid an egg
The batmobile lost its wheel
and I GOT AWAY!

HEY

Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
Robin laid an egg
The Batmobile lost its wheel
AND I GOT AWAY!

-Cade, Eve, Kristin, Joe, Erica, Amber, and Rose

(Written from the point of view of the Joker, if you haven't figured that out)