Stuff and moooore o:
I just got done with my World History outlines. x3 They were fucking hard, but at least it's over with!
I also took my Spanish test today. It's either a really good grade, or a really bad one. xD
This year for Halloween we're decorating our whole house as a big spider web. I also want to dress up as a vampire and sit really still on the porch and then scare trick-or-treaters. xD
My mom is absolutely fed up with her job for reasons I won't explain here, and she is furiously looking for a new job. There's a slight possibility we might move, though not for a while.
On top of that, our DVR (thing that is like TiVo) was reset by someone from Comcast, and now all our recordings are gone (about 2 months worth of series), and we have to redo all our scheduled recordings. >=( We're REALLY pissed about it because I missed my shows that I had recorded on there. =(
I'm real tired, probably because it's raining out and it's nice a cold out. Gives me that warm feeling that makes me all sleepy. =) I really want to just go to sleep now.
Here's a story I wrote spontaneously while talking to my friend, Ashley, on YIM. x3 It's very funny, if you ask me.
Now sit down, my friend, to listen to a tale. A tale of adventure, of horror, of passion, and of small amounts of comic relief. I present to you...THE STORY OF YOUR MOM.
One day a young woman named Shanika Twanna set out on a quest to find a man. But not just any man! A tall man with gentle brown eyes, with a Hitler mustache, and a sexy ass. He had to know how to dance while wearing a fishbowl hat and he had to have read all the Captain Underpants books, even though your mom was born before the novels came out, which in turn meant he had to be able to time travel.
So she set out for a small island where only such a man could be found - Jamaica.
She braved the cold winter mornings and she got frostbite on her left pinky toe. Yes, not many know it, but winters on Jamaica are terrifyingly cold. Thus they have Jamaican bobsledders. Duh.
So Shanika Twanna one night braved a terrible blizzard. The blizzard stung her eyes and she went blind temporarliy. Due to her blindness, she was thrown into a cottage where a young man lived. He ran out of the house to see what was the matter and immediately saw the young woman. He snatched her up and brought her inside.
Shanika Twanna asked the young man who he was an he replied "Ashley's future dad, of course. But you can call me Gholikam."
And as Shanika's blindness began to wear off, she realized this man was NOT the man of her dreams, for he had green skin with warts covering his face. His eyes were bright blue and he had a goatee. However, it was love at first sight and she kissed him right then and there, so they decided to marry each other right there.
However, before they could get married Shanika was snatched away by a fish demon by the name of Jack Sparrow. He was one sexy fish demon though, and Shanika decided maybe Gholikam wasn't worth it, so she went with Jack willingly.
Gholikam, knowing none of this, went into the dark depths of the ocean to find Shanika. He battled many mermaids and undead pirates before he realized that he couldn't breathe underwater.
So Gholikam swam to the surface to discover that he was now in the vicinity of the New World - AMERICA.
And then, suddenly, a male fairy sporting a rainbow shirt with tight black Italian leather pants popped out of nowhere and said to Gholikam "I shall grant you three wishes, but choose wisely, or else I'll anally rape you. So sorry."
So Gholikam thought and his mind instantly went to a dry clothes, of course. So he wished that he had dry clothes. The fairy granted his wish, but then the dryness was swept away, as Gholikam was still in the ocean.
"That's wish number one," the fairy sighed. Gholikam swore to the sky and he cried aloud "I wish I could just get a nice warm ale!" The fairy giggled and granted the wish, but before Gholikam could swig down his alcohol, the tide knocked the glass out of his hand.
"What a loser," the fairy giggled gleefully. Gholikam decided he think long and hard on his last wish. Finally, after hours of searching his mind, he whispered to the fairy "I wish I had Shanika Twanna, my love-at-first-sight fiance and we were both back in my cottage in Jamaica."
The fairy said, "Alright, but after this I'm off to the gay bar. See you in about twenty years." He winked at Gholikam and poofed into thin air as Gholikam's final wish was granted and he tumbled back into his home.
However, as he turned around he saw Shanika kissing Jack Sparrow, the cursed fish demon. Gholikam gasped and kicked the sexy fish in the testicular area and threw him out to sea. He screamed to the heavens, "Don't you ever come back or my future daughter's friends, Laura and Nina will have to molest you!"
And he turned around to his wife and said to her "I forgive you so let's get married and make sweet love." and he winked at her and Shanika forgot about the sexy Jack Sparrow and married Gholikam. They married and had twenty children, one of them named Ashley Nutler Butler. Jack Sparrow never returned, though Nina and Laura can always hope. They all lived happily ever after. OR DID THEY?
I guess that's it. =) Time for me to head off to bed. =)
Play Dough Ice Storm! :DDD
I also took my Spanish test today. It's either a really good grade, or a really bad one. xD
This year for Halloween we're decorating our whole house as a big spider web. I also want to dress up as a vampire and sit really still on the porch and then scare trick-or-treaters. xD
My mom is absolutely fed up with her job for reasons I won't explain here, and she is furiously looking for a new job. There's a slight possibility we might move, though not for a while.
On top of that, our DVR (thing that is like TiVo) was reset by someone from Comcast, and now all our recordings are gone (about 2 months worth of series), and we have to redo all our scheduled recordings. >=( We're REALLY pissed about it because I missed my shows that I had recorded on there. =(
I'm real tired, probably because it's raining out and it's nice a cold out. Gives me that warm feeling that makes me all sleepy. =) I really want to just go to sleep now.
Here's a story I wrote spontaneously while talking to my friend, Ashley, on YIM. x3 It's very funny, if you ask me.
Now sit down, my friend, to listen to a tale. A tale of adventure, of horror, of passion, and of small amounts of comic relief. I present to you...THE STORY OF YOUR MOM.
One day a young woman named Shanika Twanna set out on a quest to find a man. But not just any man! A tall man with gentle brown eyes, with a Hitler mustache, and a sexy ass. He had to know how to dance while wearing a fishbowl hat and he had to have read all the Captain Underpants books, even though your mom was born before the novels came out, which in turn meant he had to be able to time travel.
So she set out for a small island where only such a man could be found - Jamaica.
She braved the cold winter mornings and she got frostbite on her left pinky toe. Yes, not many know it, but winters on Jamaica are terrifyingly cold. Thus they have Jamaican bobsledders. Duh.
So Shanika Twanna one night braved a terrible blizzard. The blizzard stung her eyes and she went blind temporarliy. Due to her blindness, she was thrown into a cottage where a young man lived. He ran out of the house to see what was the matter and immediately saw the young woman. He snatched her up and brought her inside.
Shanika Twanna asked the young man who he was an he replied "Ashley's future dad, of course. But you can call me Gholikam."
And as Shanika's blindness began to wear off, she realized this man was NOT the man of her dreams, for he had green skin with warts covering his face. His eyes were bright blue and he had a goatee. However, it was love at first sight and she kissed him right then and there, so they decided to marry each other right there.
However, before they could get married Shanika was snatched away by a fish demon by the name of Jack Sparrow. He was one sexy fish demon though, and Shanika decided maybe Gholikam wasn't worth it, so she went with Jack willingly.
Gholikam, knowing none of this, went into the dark depths of the ocean to find Shanika. He battled many mermaids and undead pirates before he realized that he couldn't breathe underwater.
So Gholikam swam to the surface to discover that he was now in the vicinity of the New World - AMERICA.
And then, suddenly, a male fairy sporting a rainbow shirt with tight black Italian leather pants popped out of nowhere and said to Gholikam "I shall grant you three wishes, but choose wisely, or else I'll anally rape you. So sorry."
So Gholikam thought and his mind instantly went to a dry clothes, of course. So he wished that he had dry clothes. The fairy granted his wish, but then the dryness was swept away, as Gholikam was still in the ocean.
"That's wish number one," the fairy sighed. Gholikam swore to the sky and he cried aloud "I wish I could just get a nice warm ale!" The fairy giggled and granted the wish, but before Gholikam could swig down his alcohol, the tide knocked the glass out of his hand.
"What a loser," the fairy giggled gleefully. Gholikam decided he think long and hard on his last wish. Finally, after hours of searching his mind, he whispered to the fairy "I wish I had Shanika Twanna, my love-at-first-sight fiance and we were both back in my cottage in Jamaica."
The fairy said, "Alright, but after this I'm off to the gay bar. See you in about twenty years." He winked at Gholikam and poofed into thin air as Gholikam's final wish was granted and he tumbled back into his home.
However, as he turned around he saw Shanika kissing Jack Sparrow, the cursed fish demon. Gholikam gasped and kicked the sexy fish in the testicular area and threw him out to sea. He screamed to the heavens, "Don't you ever come back or my future daughter's friends, Laura and Nina will have to molest you!"
And he turned around to his wife and said to her "I forgive you so let's get married and make sweet love." and he winked at her and Shanika forgot about the sexy Jack Sparrow and married Gholikam. They married and had twenty children, one of them named Ashley Nutler Butler. Jack Sparrow never returned, though Nina and Laura can always hope. They all lived happily ever after. OR DID THEY?
I guess that's it. =) Time for me to head off to bed. =)
Play Dough Ice Storm! :DDD