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[wildflowerfever]

From Natalie Merchant's forthcoming album of poetry set to music (you can imagine how nerdy-happy this makes me):

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If No-One Ever Marries Me
-- Laurence Alma-Tadema (1897)

If no-one ever marries me--
And I don't see why they should,
For nurse says I am not pretty
And I'm seldom very good--

If no one ever marries me
I shan't mind very much;
I shall buy a squirrel in a cage,
And a little rabbit-hutch;

I shall have a cottage near a wood,
And a pony all my own,
And a little lamb, quite clean and tame,
That I can take to town;

And when I'm getting really old,
At twenty-eight or nine--
I shall buy a little orphan girl
And bring her up as mine.

Lovely and funny in a contemporary context. I particularly enjoy the idea of replacing a potential husband with a squirrel.