A long time ago, during Strikethrough, I was seized by the terrible urge to do a Firefly anonykink meme, as my Final Fantasy one was starting to wind down to a close at this point. A year later, I've been roleplaying Firefly stuff a lot more and have a near-constant Simon voice in my head. And I still want to try this
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Buzz Off - 1
It all started with a conversation.
Jayne and Kaylee sat side by side on the catwalk, legs dangling into space over the cargo bay deck.
“So, how do you do it?” she asked him. Not like she didn’t know what fellas did, but everybody was different, and Jayne was way more different than most. Kaylee was full of curiosity, but especially about anything having to do with sex.
“Huh?” The big man looked somewhat taken aback. ”Whaddaya mean?” His eyes narrowed.
Kaylee leaned closer to his shoulder and spoke out of the side of her mouth, all impish looking. “I mean, when we can’t hook up for a few days and you get the urge, just what exactly are you off doin’ all by your lonesome in that bunk?”
Jayne raised an eyebrow, unsure how to respond.
“Don’t suppose I ever had anybody ask me that question before.” He looked a little incredulous, a little embarrassed. “You wanna know how I jack off?”
“Yep” All cheery-like, as if she’d just asked him how he took his coffee. “Yep, that’s what I’m askin’. Guess everybody does it different. We been sweeties, what, maybe two months now? I ain’t ever seen what you do.”
“Well, hell, Kaylee, I ain’t never seen you do it either.” Sure would like to, though…
The topic under discussion began to affect Jayne’s physiology and he shifted to make his growing erection less obvious.
“Look, Jayne, you know all sorts a stuff about me, about my family, stuff I done before. I just ain’t ever asked you much about you. Figured you’d tell me whenever you got good an’ ready.” She batted her eyelashes at him, in full flirt mode.
It had been a few days since their last romp and it wasn’t past Kaylee to tempt the big merc into another one, as if it would take much to accomplish that goal. Just to kick things up a notch, she rested her forearms on the railing, aware of how the movement showed off her breasts in the tight little top she had on.
Jayne glanced sideways and took a deep breath. Yep. He’d noticed. He looked around surreptitiously, making sure no one else was in earshot.
“Ya really askin’ me to tell you, like, step-by-step?” He kinda squirmed.
Kaylee’s cheeks glowed and her green eyes had a naughty twinkle. “I think I’d find it mighty interestin’.”
“Huh.”
She could see the wheels turning double time in Jayne’s head.
“Ya want me to tell you right here? Now?”
“Ain’t nobody around but you and me, now, is there?” Kaylee’d never have pegged Jayne Cobb as being shy about anything having to do with sex, but she’d managed to catch him with his guard down on this one.
Those steely eyes of his bored into hers as he slipped his hand around to cup the curve of her back and felt her shiver. “I’ll tell ya on one condition.” His voice was low and suggestive.
Kaylee sat up straighter. Jayne had on his ‘poker playin’ face’ and she knew what that meant.
She was in trouble.
She licked her lips again, then hesitantly answered. “Deal.”
“I know you got a vibrator. Damn thing’s noisy, too.” Jayne smirked.
Her cheeks flushed scarlet. She hadn’t realized the sound carried beyond her bunk. “Well, there was a long dry spell before you came along…”
“I don’t care about that none,” he told her, shaking his head. “I just wanna see ya use it. Seen women do a whole lotta things over the years but ain’t never watched a woman do that.” He knew he’d nailed her and was plumb tickled with himself.
Kaylee punched him. “Jayne, that ain’t fair. You set me up.”
“Yep. Sure did.”
Kaylee thought to herself, With any luck, we’ll end up in your bunk and I’ll get what I want anyways, so who’s the real winner here, Mr. Mercenary? She licked her lips and looked pointedly at him. “Answer my question, Jayne Cobb!”
“Look, Kaylee, I start talking about my play, it’s likely to produce some embarassin’ consequences for both of us right here, so I suggest we move this party elsewhere.”
(Continued)
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