001 - Bad Morning Aftertaste

[wilderside]

This is either the best hangover I've ever had or some seriously messed up crap

Comments

[ex_starshiel553]

...Wait. Is this really how you act in public?

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[wilderside]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?

You should be in the abbey, where it's safe.

[wilderside]

And I act just fine in public.

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[ex_starshiel553]

"WHAT THE HELL"?! You should be happy to see me! "Oh, Seles, my beautiful, perfect sister Seles! I'm so glad to see you!".

Trust me, I'd rather be at the abbey right now than this place.

[ex_starshiel553]

You think your behavior is acceptable? Please tell me you're joking.

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[wilderside]

I'm looking out for you safety, sis. Come on!

[wilderside]

My behavior is perfectly acceptable back home!

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[ex_starshiel553]

Oh yeah right. I'm so touched.

[ex_starshiel553]

Whether we're home or not, I doubt it's acceptable anywhere to be talking about the poor women you've bagged and your difficulty remembering them.

[wilderside]

Well, I'd be a lot nicer to this woman if she'd show up.

[ex_starshiel553]

There is no woman, stupid. You were probably just transported here somehow like the rest of us.

[wilderside]

...Oh.

Well at least that rules out any diseases.

[ex_starshiel553]

...I admire your optimism.

[wilderside]

Keeping your chin up and your head held high is the best way to get out of a blow job.

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[ex_starshiel553]

Yes! You're right Bi--

[ex_starshiel553]

...ZELOS THAT'S GROSS, YOU SICKO.