Tubey Award Options make me lol (Bolded)
Most Cringeworthy Moment
Amy's ability to change reality by merely thinking hard turns the show from SF into pure fairy tale with literal magic (Doctor Who)
Barney bullies his long-lost little brother (How I Met Your Mother)
Ben and Leslie's accidental Reagan/Thatcher sex talk phone message (Parks and Recreation)
Betty Draper fires Carla (Mad Men)
Charlie Sheen's special guest appearance (Drew Carey's Improv-a-Ganza)
Charlotte gets raped (Private Practice)
Chuck and Blair's piano sex scene (Gossip Girl)
Chuck smashing a window next to Blair's face (Gossip Girl)
Closeted bully Karofsky steals Kurt's first kiss (Glee)
Damon freaks out at naked, compelled Andy (The Vampire Diaries)
Damon tells Elena he would be glad to let anyone die for her because it will always be her, and she accepts silently (The Vampire Diaries)
Damon tortures Mason (The Vampire Diaries)
Dan and Blair kiss (Gossip Girl)
Dancing dead ballerina (Fringe)
Deangelo Vickers gets severely injured while attempting to slam dunk (The Office)
Don proposes to his secretary (Mad Men)
Drogo rapes Daenerys on their wedding night (Game of Thrones)
Equine decapitation (Game of Thrones)
Everyone makes Burt and Carole's wedding all about Kurt instead of the happy couple (Glee)
God!stiel (Supernatural)
Grayson asks Jane to be his "best man" (Drop Dead Diva)
Gretchen Jones wins (Project Runway)
Haddie Braverman inadvertently dials her mother's cell phone while having sex with her boyfriend (Parenthood)
Head-twisting sex (True Blood)
Holly Holliday gives a speech about why heckling is bad and you shouldn't criticize TV shows online (Glee)
House drives through the wall of Cuddy's home (House)
House tells Cuddy that she was more important to him than being a good doctor (House)
House's self-surgery (House)
Jake and Vienna's breakup interview (The Bachelorette)
Kalinda and Agent Sexy play footsie (The Good Wife)
Katherine Pierce turns from badass vampire to quivering in fear in front of Elijah (The Vampire Diaries)
Lysa openly breastfeeding her 7-year-old son (Game of Thrones)
Maks' hip gives out (Dancing with the Stars)
Morgan gets the Intersect (Chuck)
NaOnka fights Kelly for the Hidden Immunity Idol clue (Survivor: Nicaragua)
Penny and Raj sleep together (The Big Bang Theory)
Pregnancy test in the trash at the end of the season (Gossip Girl)
Rick and Glenn cover themselves in zombie guts (The Walking Dead)
Shawn and Jules's property-destroying make-out session (Psych)
Stahl murders her girlfriend (Sons of Anarchy)
The awkward hotel scene between Kalinda and Blake (The Good Wife)
The bar mitzvah scene with Blair and Chuck (Gossip Girl)
The body waxing detour (The Amazing Race 18)
The group find Merle gone, with a severed hand and bloody hacksaw left beind (The Walking Dead)
The horse's death (The Walking Dead)
Viserys Targaryen's death scene (Game of Thrones)
Winona stole money from the lock-up (Justified)
Best Single Line of Dialogue
"Accidents don't just happen over and over and over again. This isn't budget day care." (Annie, Community)
"And I'm doing you a favor by telling you that Blaine is the first in a long line of conflicted men that you will date who will later turn out to be only the most flaming of homosexuals." (Kurt, Glee)
"And now, performing the hit song Tik and also Tok, by rapper Ke-dollar sign-ha, New Directions.” (Principal Figgins, Glee)
"Anyone else want to be my boyfriend?" (Sarah Walker, Chuck)
"Are you Nell? From the movie Nell?" (Donna, Parks and Recreation)
"Ask me how I got here." (Michael, Nikita)
"Assume the position -- now! Do you dumbass peckerwoods understand English?" (Art, Justified)
"Biting's excellent! It's like kissing. Only there's a winner." (Idris, Doctor Who)
"Blah, blah, vampire emergency, blah." (Pam, True Blood)
"Bring your glass, neither of us is drunk enough for this conversation" (Ric, The Vampire Diaries)
"Call me Serena." (Charlie/Ivy, Gossip Girl)
"Did JB Shaw write your stupid fartface?" ( Leslie, Parks and Recreation)
"""Don't come whining to me when she replaces our toilet paper with used Post Its."" (Callen, NCIS: LA) "
"Don't let anyone tell you you're not powerful -- you're the most powerful woman I know" (Chuck, Gossip Girl)
"Don't make people into heroes, John -- heroes don't exist, and if they did, I wouldn't be one of them." (Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock)
"Eat your heart out, Kate Middleton" (Kurt, Glee)
"Fight the Fairies" (Dean, Supernatural)
"Fishing relaxes me. It's like yoga but I still get to kill something." (Ron, Parks and Recreation)
"Forgot to mention: the tiny kangaroo is a racist!" (Tom, Parks and Recreation)
"He wasn't a true dragon. Fire doesn't hurt a dragon." (Daenerys, Game of Thrones)
"His idea of communication is dropping a witty one-liner and shooting you in the face" (Danny, Hawaii Five-O)
"How do I know that Robert is gay? He liked my Facebook photos at three o'clock in the morning." (Ryan, The Office)
"I am Alexandra Udinov, daughter of Nikolai Udinov, and this is your reward." (Alex, Nikita)
"I am really starting to like tasing people. Is that a problem?" (Parker, Leverage)
"I didn't date Serena van der Woodsen for two years to not come away knowing that those are Marc Jacobs and they're mustard." (Dan, Gossip Girl)
"I don’t want someone brave and gentle and strong. I want him!" (Sansa, Game of Thrones)
"I dreamed you." (Zeke Braverman, Parenthood)
"I hope you brought a change of clothes because your eyes are about to piss tears." (Jean Ralphio, Parks and Recreation)
"I love minorities so much, I'm thinking of moving to California to become one." (Sue Sylvester, Glee)
"I think Jesus is someone who lived two thousand years ago and who has very little to do with me." (Alicia Florrick, The Good Wife)
"I was born ready. I'm Ron f******g Swanson." (Ron, Parks and Recreation)
"If one of us dies, we'll stage it to look like a suicide caused by the unjust cancellation of Firefly" (Troy, Community)
"If two people are meant to be together, eventually they'll find their way back" (Chuck Bass, Gossip Girl)
“If we start believing in some supernatural, witchy-woo legend from a picture book, we’re idiots.” (Damon, The Vampire Diaries)
"If you have the blondness and self-esteem of your mother, you will need no advice. Life will be easy for you. Otherwise, I’d like to introduce you to Elizabeth Lemon." (Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock)
"If your name is Kevin, here's a little freebie for your cellphone: 'Hi, Kevin can't come to the phone. He's on a spaceship with me, George Takei. Please leave a message.' You're welcome, Kevin." (George Takei, Community)
"I'm a Faerie? How fucking lame." (Sookie, True Blood)
"I'm auditioning for Professor Garrity's all-black production of 'Fiddler on the Roof.' It's called 'Fiddlah, Please!'" (Troy, Community)
"I'm bored. Take off your clothes." (Talbot, True Blood)
"I'm Chuck Bass, the love of her life." (Chuck, Gossip Girl)
"In here...they put me in here. I'm the...oh, what do you call me? Uh, we travel. I go [Tardis sound]." (Idris/Tardis, Doctor Who)
"In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock." (Tyrion, Game of Thrones)
"In the voting, you beat the following losers: the economy, Mel Gibson, the housing market, Dina Lohan, Wall Street, Tiger Woods, Brett Favre's cell phone, nine-percent unemployment and Sparky Lohan, who is Dina Lohan's dog and apparently, also a loser." (Katie Couric, Glee)
"It's a perfectly calibrated recipe for maximum personal achievement. Categories include: capitalism, God's way of determining who is smart, and who is poor; crying, acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon; rage; poise; property rights; fish, for sport only, not for meat. Fish meat is practically a vegetable." (Ron, Parks and Recreation)
"I've seen enough movies to know that popping the back of a raft makes it go faster. (Troy, Community)
"Just remember, you can't hear the world laughing at you if you're laughing harder." (Bobby, Cougar Town)
"Leonard's having astronomically inaccurate Star Trek sex with my sister." (Raj, The Big Bang Theory)
"Listen I gotta make a phone call that I'm not supposed to make, that if you overheard you should report, so you wanna go outside and check the perimeter? Or do I have to pretend to take a shower?" (Raylan, Justified)
"Look, you clearly have no idea who I am, since you only sent ten of your men to take care of me. So let me break it down for you: if you touch one hair on Sarah's head I will do to you what I've just done to your men." (Chuck Bartowski, Chuck)
"No Orin, I don't know how I'm going to die. Wait, are you asking me or telling me?" (Ben, Parks and Recreation)
"Now, time for the weather. Tiffany?" (Russell Edgington, True Blood)
"Oh good, you're home. Listen, you gotta help me bury a body." (Rufus, Supernatural)
"Oh, how I missed your insanity." (Kurt, Glee)
"Only it was 1864, people knew how to whittle" (Damon, The Vampire Diaries)
"Ooh buddy, you better hope that badge is real, else my partner's going to kick you in the FBI-balls!" (Deeks, NCIS: Los Angeles)
"People have sex, and they kill each other. That's the real world. Not some magical 'feelings' place." (Carlton, Psych)
"Right now, I'd be wondering, who's going to save you?" (Nikita, Nikita)
"Right now, you're probably thinking Tammy's changed. You'll be happy together. But you are only thinking that because she is a monsterous parasite who entered through your privates and launched herself into your brain." (Ron, Parks and Recreation)
"Russians. So many Russians" (John Casey, Chuck)
"Sam, Dean, I love you like my own, I do, but sometimes... sometimes you two are the whiniest, most self-absorbed sons of bitches I ever met!" (Bobby Singer, Supernatural)
"She cut the rat's head off with a shovel and left it as a warning to the other rats!" (Manny, Modern Family)
"She tricked my son with her carnal manipulations and he fell right into her vagenda." (Dr. Walter Bishop, Fringe)
"She's a stripper - life sued her and she lost." (Jeff Winger, Community)
"She's loose!" (Amanda, Nikita)
"So float a Cheerio in it." (Mike Franks, NCIS)
"So let me guess: in addition to the moonstone, the doppelganger, the lion, the witch and the wardrobe, you need to find this witch burial ground" (Damon, The Vampire Diaries)
"So you're saying now I'm an insecure, neurotic control freak... on crack?" (Caroline, The Vampire Diaries)
"Something you and your puppies can only dream of, you non-miraculous son of a bitch." (Abed, Community)
"Sometimes, possession is an abstract concept." (Tyrion, Game of Thrones)
"Son, I'm just trying to figure out what kind of hate crime this is -- I mean, if he were an average sized homosexual, would that be okay with you?" (Cop to Dean, Supernatural)
"Sorry, you have me confused with the other angel -- you know, the one in the dirty trench coat who's in love with you. I don't care." (Balthazar, Supernatural)
"Stop. Pooping!" (Chris, Parks and Recreation)
"Tell Lord Tywin, winter is coming for him. 20,000 northeners marching south to find out if he really does shit gold." (Robb Stark, Game of Thrones)
"That's what the money is for!" (Don Draper, Mad Men)
"The only straight I am is straight up bitch" (Santana, Glee)
"The Red Hots are for my mommy!" (Seth, Top Chef Just Desserts)
"""Then maybe you shouldn't have put it on the computer. That's like me leaving a cake out with a note on it that says 'Not For Artie'."" (Claudia, Warehouse 13) "
"There is only one god: death. And what do we tell him? 'Not today.'" (Syrio, Game of Thrones)
"There's no such thing as a bad idea -- only poorly executed awesome ones." (Damon, The Vampire Diaries)
"Think of it as a Kardashian -- what it lacks in refinement, it makes up for in cargo space." (Mozzie, White Collar)
"This is your chance at happiness. You think you shouldn't want it cause you've never had it and it scares you, but you deserve your fairy tale" (Chuck, Gossip Girl)
"Try something new. Do it with an Indian guy." (Manila Luzon, RuPaul's Drag Race)
"We are forty light-years outside the Buttermilk Nebula, although it's possible that... yeah, it's a sticker." (Troy, Community)
"We don't need tickets. I'm Chuck Bass." (Chuck, Gossip Girl)
"Well, I think it's pretty cut and dry: He'd fly over to Bo's house on an eagle, tear his throat out, use it as a dreamcatcher and then ride away on a polar bear." (Max, Happy Endings)
"Whatever they were doing, Dad was winning."" (Luke, Modern Family)"
"What's it going to take to get you into this rhinoceros anus?" (Louise, Bob's Burgers)
"When I die, I want you to cremate me and throw my ashes in Tom Selleck's face." (Linda, Bob's Burgers)
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. There is no middle ground." (Cersei, Game Of Thrones)
"Where do I begin, my lords and ladies? I am a vile man, I confess it." (Tyrion, Game of Thrones)
"Who the hell moved my vagina?!" (Raising Hope)
"Why are you looking at him with your serious vampire look?… I mean it's different from your worried vampire look. Neither of which stray to far from your 'Hey, it's Tuesday' look." (Caroline, The Vampire Diaries)
"You are the AT&T of people." (Troy, Community)
"You best stop talking now." (Carla, Mad Men)
"You had me at meat tornado." (Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation)
"You shall have a golden crown that men shall tremble to behold." (Khal Drogo, Game of Thrones)
"You wear more vests than the cast of Blossom." (Sue Sylvester, Glee)
"You're an evil dictator of taste, Blair." (Dan Humphrey, Gossip Girl)
"You're what we call a late-in-life gay: You're going to stay in the closet, get married, get drunk to have relations with your wife, have a couple kids, maybe become a state senator or a deacon and then get caught in the men's room tapping your foot with some page and you know what? I accept that about you." (Santana, Glee) "That is a roach. Let's go someplace darker." (Mad Men)
Amy's ability to change reality by merely thinking hard turns the show from SF into pure fairy tale with literal magic (Doctor Who)
Barney bullies his long-lost little brother (How I Met Your Mother)
Ben and Leslie's accidental Reagan/Thatcher sex talk phone message (Parks and Recreation)
Betty Draper fires Carla (Mad Men)
Charlie Sheen's special guest appearance (Drew Carey's Improv-a-Ganza)
Charlotte gets raped (Private Practice)
Chuck and Blair's piano sex scene (Gossip Girl)
Chuck smashing a window next to Blair's face (Gossip Girl)
Closeted bully Karofsky steals Kurt's first kiss (Glee)
Damon freaks out at naked, compelled Andy (The Vampire Diaries)
Damon tells Elena he would be glad to let anyone die for her because it will always be her, and she accepts silently (The Vampire Diaries)
Damon tortures Mason (The Vampire Diaries)
Dan and Blair kiss (Gossip Girl)
Dancing dead ballerina (Fringe)
Deangelo Vickers gets severely injured while attempting to slam dunk (The Office)
Don proposes to his secretary (Mad Men)
Drogo rapes Daenerys on their wedding night (Game of Thrones)
Equine decapitation (Game of Thrones)
Everyone makes Burt and Carole's wedding all about Kurt instead of the happy couple (Glee)
God!stiel (Supernatural)
Grayson asks Jane to be his "best man" (Drop Dead Diva)
Gretchen Jones wins (Project Runway)
Haddie Braverman inadvertently dials her mother's cell phone while having sex with her boyfriend (Parenthood)
Head-twisting sex (True Blood)
Holly Holliday gives a speech about why heckling is bad and you shouldn't criticize TV shows online (Glee)
House drives through the wall of Cuddy's home (House)
House tells Cuddy that she was more important to him than being a good doctor (House)
House's self-surgery (House)
Jake and Vienna's breakup interview (The Bachelorette)
Kalinda and Agent Sexy play footsie (The Good Wife)
Katherine Pierce turns from badass vampire to quivering in fear in front of Elijah (The Vampire Diaries)
Lysa openly breastfeeding her 7-year-old son (Game of Thrones)
Maks' hip gives out (Dancing with the Stars)
Morgan gets the Intersect (Chuck)
NaOnka fights Kelly for the Hidden Immunity Idol clue (Survivor: Nicaragua)
Penny and Raj sleep together (The Big Bang Theory)
Pregnancy test in the trash at the end of the season (Gossip Girl)
Rick and Glenn cover themselves in zombie guts (The Walking Dead)
Shawn and Jules's property-destroying make-out session (Psych)
Stahl murders her girlfriend (Sons of Anarchy)
The awkward hotel scene between Kalinda and Blake (The Good Wife)
The bar mitzvah scene with Blair and Chuck (Gossip Girl)
The body waxing detour (The Amazing Race 18)
The group find Merle gone, with a severed hand and bloody hacksaw left beind (The Walking Dead)
The horse's death (The Walking Dead)
Viserys Targaryen's death scene (Game of Thrones)
Winona stole money from the lock-up (Justified)
Best Single Line of Dialogue
"Accidents don't just happen over and over and over again. This isn't budget day care." (Annie, Community)
"And I'm doing you a favor by telling you that Blaine is the first in a long line of conflicted men that you will date who will later turn out to be only the most flaming of homosexuals." (Kurt, Glee)
"And now, performing the hit song Tik and also Tok, by rapper Ke-dollar sign-ha, New Directions.” (Principal Figgins, Glee)
"Anyone else want to be my boyfriend?" (Sarah Walker, Chuck)
"Are you Nell? From the movie Nell?" (Donna, Parks and Recreation)
"Ask me how I got here." (Michael, Nikita)
"Assume the position -- now! Do you dumbass peckerwoods understand English?" (Art, Justified)
"Biting's excellent! It's like kissing. Only there's a winner." (Idris, Doctor Who)
"Blah, blah, vampire emergency, blah." (Pam, True Blood)
"Bring your glass, neither of us is drunk enough for this conversation" (Ric, The Vampire Diaries)
"Call me Serena." (Charlie/Ivy, Gossip Girl)
"Did JB Shaw write your stupid fartface?" ( Leslie, Parks and Recreation)
"""Don't come whining to me when she replaces our toilet paper with used Post Its."" (Callen, NCIS: LA) "
"Don't let anyone tell you you're not powerful -- you're the most powerful woman I know" (Chuck, Gossip Girl)
"Don't make people into heroes, John -- heroes don't exist, and if they did, I wouldn't be one of them." (Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock)
"Eat your heart out, Kate Middleton" (Kurt, Glee)
"Fight the Fairies" (Dean, Supernatural)
"Fishing relaxes me. It's like yoga but I still get to kill something." (Ron, Parks and Recreation)
"Forgot to mention: the tiny kangaroo is a racist!" (Tom, Parks and Recreation)
"He wasn't a true dragon. Fire doesn't hurt a dragon." (Daenerys, Game of Thrones)
"His idea of communication is dropping a witty one-liner and shooting you in the face" (Danny, Hawaii Five-O)
"How do I know that Robert is gay? He liked my Facebook photos at three o'clock in the morning." (Ryan, The Office)
"I am Alexandra Udinov, daughter of Nikolai Udinov, and this is your reward." (Alex, Nikita)
"I am really starting to like tasing people. Is that a problem?" (Parker, Leverage)
"I didn't date Serena van der Woodsen for two years to not come away knowing that those are Marc Jacobs and they're mustard." (Dan, Gossip Girl)
"I don’t want someone brave and gentle and strong. I want him!" (Sansa, Game of Thrones)
"I dreamed you." (Zeke Braverman, Parenthood)
"I hope you brought a change of clothes because your eyes are about to piss tears." (Jean Ralphio, Parks and Recreation)
"I love minorities so much, I'm thinking of moving to California to become one." (Sue Sylvester, Glee)
"I think Jesus is someone who lived two thousand years ago and who has very little to do with me." (Alicia Florrick, The Good Wife)
"I was born ready. I'm Ron f******g Swanson." (Ron, Parks and Recreation)
"If one of us dies, we'll stage it to look like a suicide caused by the unjust cancellation of Firefly" (Troy, Community)
"If two people are meant to be together, eventually they'll find their way back" (Chuck Bass, Gossip Girl)
“If we start believing in some supernatural, witchy-woo legend from a picture book, we’re idiots.” (Damon, The Vampire Diaries)
"If you have the blondness and self-esteem of your mother, you will need no advice. Life will be easy for you. Otherwise, I’d like to introduce you to Elizabeth Lemon." (Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock)
"If your name is Kevin, here's a little freebie for your cellphone: 'Hi, Kevin can't come to the phone. He's on a spaceship with me, George Takei. Please leave a message.' You're welcome, Kevin." (George Takei, Community)
"I'm a Faerie? How fucking lame." (Sookie, True Blood)
"I'm auditioning for Professor Garrity's all-black production of 'Fiddler on the Roof.' It's called 'Fiddlah, Please!'" (Troy, Community)
"I'm bored. Take off your clothes." (Talbot, True Blood)
"I'm Chuck Bass, the love of her life." (Chuck, Gossip Girl)
"In here...they put me in here. I'm the...oh, what do you call me? Uh, we travel. I go [Tardis sound]." (Idris/Tardis, Doctor Who)
"In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock." (Tyrion, Game of Thrones)
"In the voting, you beat the following losers: the economy, Mel Gibson, the housing market, Dina Lohan, Wall Street, Tiger Woods, Brett Favre's cell phone, nine-percent unemployment and Sparky Lohan, who is Dina Lohan's dog and apparently, also a loser." (Katie Couric, Glee)
"It's a perfectly calibrated recipe for maximum personal achievement. Categories include: capitalism, God's way of determining who is smart, and who is poor; crying, acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon; rage; poise; property rights; fish, for sport only, not for meat. Fish meat is practically a vegetable." (Ron, Parks and Recreation)
"I've seen enough movies to know that popping the back of a raft makes it go faster. (Troy, Community)
"Just remember, you can't hear the world laughing at you if you're laughing harder." (Bobby, Cougar Town)
"Leonard's having astronomically inaccurate Star Trek sex with my sister." (Raj, The Big Bang Theory)
"Listen I gotta make a phone call that I'm not supposed to make, that if you overheard you should report, so you wanna go outside and check the perimeter? Or do I have to pretend to take a shower?" (Raylan, Justified)
"Look, you clearly have no idea who I am, since you only sent ten of your men to take care of me. So let me break it down for you: if you touch one hair on Sarah's head I will do to you what I've just done to your men." (Chuck Bartowski, Chuck)
"No Orin, I don't know how I'm going to die. Wait, are you asking me or telling me?" (Ben, Parks and Recreation)
"Now, time for the weather. Tiffany?" (Russell Edgington, True Blood)
"Oh good, you're home. Listen, you gotta help me bury a body." (Rufus, Supernatural)
"Oh, how I missed your insanity." (Kurt, Glee)
"Only it was 1864, people knew how to whittle" (Damon, The Vampire Diaries)
"Ooh buddy, you better hope that badge is real, else my partner's going to kick you in the FBI-balls!" (Deeks, NCIS: Los Angeles)
"People have sex, and they kill each other. That's the real world. Not some magical 'feelings' place." (Carlton, Psych)
"Right now, I'd be wondering, who's going to save you?" (Nikita, Nikita)
"Right now, you're probably thinking Tammy's changed. You'll be happy together. But you are only thinking that because she is a monsterous parasite who entered through your privates and launched herself into your brain." (Ron, Parks and Recreation)
"Russians. So many Russians" (John Casey, Chuck)
"Sam, Dean, I love you like my own, I do, but sometimes... sometimes you two are the whiniest, most self-absorbed sons of bitches I ever met!" (Bobby Singer, Supernatural)
"She cut the rat's head off with a shovel and left it as a warning to the other rats!" (Manny, Modern Family)
"She tricked my son with her carnal manipulations and he fell right into her vagenda." (Dr. Walter Bishop, Fringe)
"She's a stripper - life sued her and she lost." (Jeff Winger, Community)
"She's loose!" (Amanda, Nikita)
"So float a Cheerio in it." (Mike Franks, NCIS)
"So let me guess: in addition to the moonstone, the doppelganger, the lion, the witch and the wardrobe, you need to find this witch burial ground" (Damon, The Vampire Diaries)
"So you're saying now I'm an insecure, neurotic control freak... on crack?" (Caroline, The Vampire Diaries)
"Something you and your puppies can only dream of, you non-miraculous son of a bitch." (Abed, Community)
"Sometimes, possession is an abstract concept." (Tyrion, Game of Thrones)
"Son, I'm just trying to figure out what kind of hate crime this is -- I mean, if he were an average sized homosexual, would that be okay with you?" (Cop to Dean, Supernatural)
"Sorry, you have me confused with the other angel -- you know, the one in the dirty trench coat who's in love with you. I don't care." (Balthazar, Supernatural)
"Stop. Pooping!" (Chris, Parks and Recreation)
"Tell Lord Tywin, winter is coming for him. 20,000 northeners marching south to find out if he really does shit gold." (Robb Stark, Game of Thrones)
"That's what the money is for!" (Don Draper, Mad Men)
"The only straight I am is straight up bitch" (Santana, Glee)
"The Red Hots are for my mommy!" (Seth, Top Chef Just Desserts)
"""Then maybe you shouldn't have put it on the computer. That's like me leaving a cake out with a note on it that says 'Not For Artie'."" (Claudia, Warehouse 13) "
"There is only one god: death. And what do we tell him? 'Not today.'" (Syrio, Game of Thrones)
"There's no such thing as a bad idea -- only poorly executed awesome ones." (Damon, The Vampire Diaries)
"Think of it as a Kardashian -- what it lacks in refinement, it makes up for in cargo space." (Mozzie, White Collar)
"This is your chance at happiness. You think you shouldn't want it cause you've never had it and it scares you, but you deserve your fairy tale" (Chuck, Gossip Girl)
"Try something new. Do it with an Indian guy." (Manila Luzon, RuPaul's Drag Race)
"We are forty light-years outside the Buttermilk Nebula, although it's possible that... yeah, it's a sticker." (Troy, Community)
"We don't need tickets. I'm Chuck Bass." (Chuck, Gossip Girl)
"Well, I think it's pretty cut and dry: He'd fly over to Bo's house on an eagle, tear his throat out, use it as a dreamcatcher and then ride away on a polar bear." (Max, Happy Endings)
"Whatever they were doing, Dad was winning."" (Luke, Modern Family)"
"What's it going to take to get you into this rhinoceros anus?" (Louise, Bob's Burgers)
"When I die, I want you to cremate me and throw my ashes in Tom Selleck's face." (Linda, Bob's Burgers)
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. There is no middle ground." (Cersei, Game Of Thrones)
"Where do I begin, my lords and ladies? I am a vile man, I confess it." (Tyrion, Game of Thrones)
"Who the hell moved my vagina?!" (Raising Hope)
"Why are you looking at him with your serious vampire look?… I mean it's different from your worried vampire look. Neither of which stray to far from your 'Hey, it's Tuesday' look." (Caroline, The Vampire Diaries)
"You are the AT&T of people." (Troy, Community)
"You best stop talking now." (Carla, Mad Men)
"You had me at meat tornado." (Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation)
"You shall have a golden crown that men shall tremble to behold." (Khal Drogo, Game of Thrones)
"You wear more vests than the cast of Blossom." (Sue Sylvester, Glee)
"You're an evil dictator of taste, Blair." (Dan Humphrey, Gossip Girl)
"You're what we call a late-in-life gay: You're going to stay in the closet, get married, get drunk to have relations with your wife, have a couple kids, maybe become a state senator or a deacon and then get caught in the men's room tapping your foot with some page and you know what? I accept that about you." (Santana, Glee) "That is a roach. Let's go someplace darker." (Mad Men)