this is why I love Zach Braff
If you live in LA and want a good laugh, check out the local ABC nightly news. There's an anchor named "Michelle Tuzee" pronounced "two-zie". Now where I'm from, a two-zie is a bowel movement. AKA a number two, a load, dropping the kids off at the pool, opening bombay doors, etc. So every time this woman says, "Good evening, I'm Michelle Two-zie," I crack up. Now, I know I'm thirty and I probably shouldn't be laughing at that, but I think it may be one of the funniest things I've ever heard. *** Bonus: If you have TiVO, you can pause her after she says, "Good evening" Then you say out loud to a friend or loved one, "I need to drop a ..." then unpause and she'll say "Two-zie". I'm telling you, it's a great way to end a hard day.
from his gardenstateblog
from his gardenstateblog