Random work and other.
Unintentional funny of the day:
"Hey, that's that Twilight Zone book. I want to read it!"
- spoken by a teenage girl, pointing to Twilight
Ah, Edward Cullen's Douchebag Hair. I miss you. The magazines are not so fun now without the anticipation of you, and in a few days - when the weeklies come in - you will no longer be before my mock-prone eyes.
So, everybody gets a little loopy during the Thanksgiving-Christmas season. Case in point: The Reminisce Mag Lady. This works best if you know that Tiffany is black and I am, um, vampire-pale.
Tiffany-"She asked you about Reminisce Mag?"
Me-"Yeah. When I gave her the answer you'd given her she looked ashamed and asked if 'that other girl' had asked me already."
Regina-"You should have said you WERE the girl she asked earlier. She'd say, 'But weren't you....?' And you're like, 'What? What was I?'"
Matt-"Is it that I look different without my glasses?"
Me-"I had to put on a sweater over my other shirt."
"Hey, that's that Twilight Zone book. I want to read it!"
- spoken by a teenage girl, pointing to Twilight
Ah, Edward Cullen's Douchebag Hair. I miss you. The magazines are not so fun now without the anticipation of you, and in a few days - when the weeklies come in - you will no longer be before my mock-prone eyes.
So, everybody gets a little loopy during the Thanksgiving-Christmas season. Case in point: The Reminisce Mag Lady. This works best if you know that Tiffany is black and I am, um, vampire-pale.
Tiffany-"She asked you about Reminisce Mag?"
Me-"Yeah. When I gave her the answer you'd given her she looked ashamed and asked if 'that other girl' had asked me already."
Regina-"You should have said you WERE the girl she asked earlier. She'd say, 'But weren't you....?' And you're like, 'What? What was I?'"
Matt-"Is it that I look different without my glasses?"
Me-"I had to put on a sweater over my other shirt."