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wildebrian: http://nsa14.casimages.com/img/2010/05/02/100502073658444218.jpg wait, what
speth: lolllllllllllll
speth: Iron Watson
wildebrian: he should have it at his crotch
wildebrian: because he lost his penis in the war
wildebrian: and that's the only thing keeping him alive
speth: hahaha
wildebrian: omg he'd be like Old Gregg
speth: AHAHAHA
wildebrian: Sort of want that crossover?
speth: I kind of want Holmes/Old Gregg now
speth: lol yes
wildebrian: XD
wildebrian: omgggg I wish that was my Big Bang
speth: 'A mangina, most singular. I must investigate further'
wildebrian: Men keep turning up around London who can't stop screaming
wildebrian: and are traumatised
<wildebrian: and Holmes and Watson have to hunt down the cause
speth: lolllllll
speth: and Gregg falls in love with Watson
wildebrian: omg yes
speth: because he has a moustache and reminds him of Howard
speth: Watson is all >>>>: (
<speth: but Holmes thinks it's hilarious
wildebrian: Holmes finds them hours later and Watson's drunk
wildebrian: "Good lord, Watson, what on earth are you drinking?"
speth: lolol
speth: I seee where this is going
wildebrian: "It's MILK, Holmes, milk and-- *hic* -- milk and liquor! Extraordinary!"
wildebrian: "This fellow claims to have a MANGINA, Holmes! A medical curiosity like I have never-- never seen!"
speth: lololol
speth: You should do it
speth: I would read the shit out of that
wildebrian: lolollll
speth: sod your good plot
speth: and all the research you've done
wildebrian: omg I sort of want to write it lolollll
speth: lolol it would be amazing
wildebrian: when Holmes finds them Gregg's sitting on Watson's knee
speth: I can just imagine Holmes getting a telegram and saying 'Watson, get your hat. We're off to Black Lake'
speth: OMG and Holmes has to disguise himself as a fisherman
speth: want.
wildebrian: LOLOL YESSSS
wildebrian: omg I'm posting this to LJ this is genius
speth: There should totally be that fishing scene but with Holmes and Watson
speth: and Holmes is failing at catching fish
wildebrian: lolollll
speth: and is all like IT'S ALL ABOUT THINKING AND REASONING
speth: IT'S NOT ABOUT CATCHING FISH, WATSON
speth: and Watson is working his charm
wildebrian: Tipping his hat to the fish, all dapper
speth: lolol
speth: 'I've known fish on three continents, Holmes'
wildebrian: LOLOL
wildebrian: Holmes makes a snide remark about Mary being a trout or something before he leaves
speth: lolllll
wildebrian: mannnn this would be awesome XD
speth: So so good
speth: Gregg gives Holmes a raw fish and he's like 'well, I suppose it's better than Mrs Hudson's cooking'
wildebrian: lololol
wildebrian: That could even be where Holmes "dies"
wildebrian: it's not in Switzerland
“Speth”: lolllllll
wildebrian: fighting Moriarty
wildebrian: it's at Black Lake with Old Gregg
wildebrian: that's why he recognises what's wrong with the men in London
speth: hahaha
speth: lol Watson's too embarrassed to admit that he ran away from a fish-man so he comes up with the whole story about Switzerland
wildebrian: lolllll yes XD
speth: Napoleon of Crime, that's much better than hermaphrodite sea creature
speth: Old Gregg should totally be wearing a crinoline with a shirt and waistcoat
wildebrian:lol omg
wildebrian: that is the best mental image
speth: XD
speth: He totally follows Holmes back to London after he escapes
speth: and hides out in the Thames
speth: and tortures sailors
wildebrian: See that's when it comes full circle!
speth: exactly
wildebrian: IT WOULD BE PERFECT
speth: You'd probably hate it, but I'd love it to be Watson narrating it as one of their adventures - or as some guilt-ridden confession as to how Holmes really died
speth: OMG
speth: GREGG SAYS MAKE AN ASSESSMENT
speth: AND HOLMES GOES INTO LIKE A 20 MINUTE LONG ASSESSMENT OF OLD GREGG
speth: AND EVERYTHING HE'S EVER DONE
wildebrian: LOL YESSSSSS OMG
wildebrian: I sort of love your idea to have Watson narrating
wildebrian: like
wildebrian: "It was with great trepidation that I entered the sea cave. Before my very eyes stood the single most spectacular being that I had ever seen; clad in a most immodest crinoline matched with a gentleman’s waistcoat and shirt, the creature swayed on its feet like a disreputable drunk in the street.
“Hi there,” it croaked, and I was most taken aback by its deep, nasal tone, “I’m Old Gregg. D’you wanna go to a club where people wee on each other?”
Most irregular.
speth: Yes, exactly
speth: And he could title the story The Legend of Old Gregg
wildebrian: lolllll
speth: It should be like is final story, correcting the Final Problem.
speth: For many a year now, I have let the public live under the impression that when Holmes disappeared between the years 1891 and 1894 it was following a struggle against that Napoleon of Crime, Professor Moriarty in the tale which I have elsewhere labelled ‘The Final Problem’. As I now fear that my years draw to a close, I find myself in a position where I feel it is my duty to correct my readers on this, and present them with the actual truths of the matter.
wildebrian: jhdnkrd YES
speth: Stuff zombies and Dr Choppy, I want this now
wildebrian: LET’S COMBINE FORCES
speth: I THINK WE SHOULD
speth: I think that when they go to Black Lake, Holmes should be dressed as a fisherman, and he convinces Watson to go in drag and Ramsey keeps calling him Holmes' wife and Watson gets really irritated
wildebrian: lololol why would he be in drag!
speth: idk
speth: it's a ~disguise
speth: they don't know why men are disappearing in Black Lake
speth: and so have to conduct their investigation surreptitiously
wildebrian: lolol by cross dressing
wildebrian: I UNDERSTAND
speth: and that involves disguises
speth: yes
speth: I just want Ramsey to hit on Watson ;_;
speth: lolllllllllllll
speth: Iron Watson
wildebrian: he should have it at his crotch
wildebrian: because he lost his penis in the war
wildebrian: and that's the only thing keeping him alive
speth: hahaha
wildebrian: omg he'd be like Old Gregg
speth: AHAHAHA
wildebrian: Sort of want that crossover?
speth: I kind of want Holmes/Old Gregg now
speth: lol yes
wildebrian: XD
wildebrian: omgggg I wish that was my Big Bang
speth: 'A mangina, most singular. I must investigate further'
wildebrian: Men keep turning up around London who can't stop screaming
wildebrian: and are traumatised
<wildebrian: and Holmes and Watson have to hunt down the cause
speth: lolllllll
speth: and Gregg falls in love with Watson
wildebrian: omg yes
speth: because he has a moustache and reminds him of Howard
speth: Watson is all >>>>: (
<speth: but Holmes thinks it's hilarious
wildebrian: Holmes finds them hours later and Watson's drunk
wildebrian: "Good lord, Watson, what on earth are you drinking?"
speth: lolol
speth: I seee where this is going
wildebrian: "It's MILK, Holmes, milk and-- *hic* -- milk and liquor! Extraordinary!"
wildebrian: "This fellow claims to have a MANGINA, Holmes! A medical curiosity like I have never-- never seen!"
speth: lololol
speth: You should do it
speth: I would read the shit out of that
wildebrian: lolollll
speth: sod your good plot
speth: and all the research you've done
wildebrian: omg I sort of want to write it lolollll
speth: lolol it would be amazing
wildebrian: when Holmes finds them Gregg's sitting on Watson's knee
speth: I can just imagine Holmes getting a telegram and saying 'Watson, get your hat. We're off to Black Lake'
speth: OMG and Holmes has to disguise himself as a fisherman
speth: want.
wildebrian: LOLOL YESSSS
wildebrian: omg I'm posting this to LJ this is genius
speth: There should totally be that fishing scene but with Holmes and Watson
speth: and Holmes is failing at catching fish
wildebrian: lolollll
speth: and is all like IT'S ALL ABOUT THINKING AND REASONING
speth: IT'S NOT ABOUT CATCHING FISH, WATSON
speth: and Watson is working his charm
wildebrian: Tipping his hat to the fish, all dapper
speth: lolol
speth: 'I've known fish on three continents, Holmes'
wildebrian: LOLOL
wildebrian: Holmes makes a snide remark about Mary being a trout or something before he leaves
speth: lolllll
wildebrian: mannnn this would be awesome XD
speth: So so good
speth: Gregg gives Holmes a raw fish and he's like 'well, I suppose it's better than Mrs Hudson's cooking'
wildebrian: lololol
wildebrian: That could even be where Holmes "dies"
wildebrian: it's not in Switzerland
“Speth”: lolllllll
wildebrian: fighting Moriarty
wildebrian: it's at Black Lake with Old Gregg
wildebrian: that's why he recognises what's wrong with the men in London
speth: hahaha
speth: lol Watson's too embarrassed to admit that he ran away from a fish-man so he comes up with the whole story about Switzerland
wildebrian: lolllll yes XD
speth: Napoleon of Crime, that's much better than hermaphrodite sea creature
speth: Old Gregg should totally be wearing a crinoline with a shirt and waistcoat
wildebrian:lol omg
wildebrian: that is the best mental image
speth: XD
speth: He totally follows Holmes back to London after he escapes
speth: and hides out in the Thames
speth: and tortures sailors
wildebrian: See that's when it comes full circle!
speth: exactly
wildebrian: IT WOULD BE PERFECT
speth: You'd probably hate it, but I'd love it to be Watson narrating it as one of their adventures - or as some guilt-ridden confession as to how Holmes really died
speth: OMG
speth: GREGG SAYS MAKE AN ASSESSMENT
speth: AND HOLMES GOES INTO LIKE A 20 MINUTE LONG ASSESSMENT OF OLD GREGG
speth: AND EVERYTHING HE'S EVER DONE
wildebrian: LOL YESSSSSS OMG
wildebrian: I sort of love your idea to have Watson narrating
wildebrian: like
wildebrian: "It was with great trepidation that I entered the sea cave. Before my very eyes stood the single most spectacular being that I had ever seen; clad in a most immodest crinoline matched with a gentleman’s waistcoat and shirt, the creature swayed on its feet like a disreputable drunk in the street.
“Hi there,” it croaked, and I was most taken aback by its deep, nasal tone, “I’m Old Gregg. D’you wanna go to a club where people wee on each other?”
Most irregular.
speth: Yes, exactly
speth: And he could title the story The Legend of Old Gregg
wildebrian: lolllll
speth: It should be like is final story, correcting the Final Problem.
speth: For many a year now, I have let the public live under the impression that when Holmes disappeared between the years 1891 and 1894 it was following a struggle against that Napoleon of Crime, Professor Moriarty in the tale which I have elsewhere labelled ‘The Final Problem’. As I now fear that my years draw to a close, I find myself in a position where I feel it is my duty to correct my readers on this, and present them with the actual truths of the matter.
wildebrian: jhdnkrd YES
speth: Stuff zombies and Dr Choppy, I want this now
wildebrian: LET’S COMBINE FORCES
speth: I THINK WE SHOULD
speth: I think that when they go to Black Lake, Holmes should be dressed as a fisherman, and he convinces Watson to go in drag and Ramsey keeps calling him Holmes' wife and Watson gets really irritated
wildebrian: lololol why would he be in drag!
speth: idk
speth: it's a ~disguise
speth: they don't know why men are disappearing in Black Lake
speth: and so have to conduct their investigation surreptitiously
wildebrian: lolol by cross dressing
wildebrian: I UNDERSTAND
speth: and that involves disguises
speth: yes
speth: I just want Ramsey to hit on Watson ;_;