at least they're reliable

[wilde_childe]

 "So how are things going with you and the boy?"
"Which one?"
"What do you mean, which one?  There are multiples?"
"There's Jose, Jerry, the Captain. . . . ."

(For the record, Jerry is the current favorite.)

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"You should invest in an electric blanket so you don't need a man."

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"If it HAS a dick, it probably IS a dick."

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