Well That Was Awkward
Soaking in the hot tub not wearing a stitch, I hear a noise and realize I am surrounded by those damn racoons.
So I let loose a loud terrifying hiss.
Not only did I scare the crap out of the raccoons, but I startled the hell out of the kid in the back yard next door smoking pot who had no idea I was out there a few feet away from him.
I am still laughing.
