Weekly Girlfriend Update
The owner of this livejournal has told me that this morning we shall go out to McDonald's and obtain sausage biscuits for breakfast. This pleaseth me mightily. Sausage biscuits are the only thing I will go to McDonald's for now. They're ever so delightfully greasy and tastyful.
I used to go to McDonald's for chicken mcnuggets as well. They were some of my favorite foods as a kid, and I would eat all the breading off them first and then devour the chicken because I'm systematically OCD like that. But of late they have switched to white meat for their chicken nuggets and this, quite frankly, just does not taste as good. I am a dark meat girl and I shall not eat white meat chicken nuggets. So there goes yet another aspect of my childhood out the window, devoured by a society that a) does not seem to realize that if you're going to eat fast food you're going to get fat and "healthier" fast food defeats the entire purpose of fast food so if you want to keep your weight down and your arteries unclogged don't eat fast food and go exercise, you stupid tubs of lard and b) always has to have new things to occupy itself with, because nothing is ever good enough and since nobody ever has any good ideas these days people just keep taking perfectly good old stuff and giving it makeovers.
Strawberry Shortcake, for instance. When I watched this show, she was short and puttered about in a little dress and had a huge strawberry looking hat. Now she's all cute and modern in jeans and a normal shirt and a cute little fashionable hat. Why? Why the hell did they take a perfectly good character and give her such an obnoxious makeover? Leave the old school alone and make up new damn characters, pleasekaythanks. If you need me to help you come up with new ideas, I would be perfectly willing to exchange my creative genius for your money. A lot of it. Call me.
I used to go to McDonald's for chicken mcnuggets as well. They were some of my favorite foods as a kid, and I would eat all the breading off them first and then devour the chicken because I'm systematically OCD like that. But of late they have switched to white meat for their chicken nuggets and this, quite frankly, just does not taste as good. I am a dark meat girl and I shall not eat white meat chicken nuggets. So there goes yet another aspect of my childhood out the window, devoured by a society that a) does not seem to realize that if you're going to eat fast food you're going to get fat and "healthier" fast food defeats the entire purpose of fast food so if you want to keep your weight down and your arteries unclogged don't eat fast food and go exercise, you stupid tubs of lard and b) always has to have new things to occupy itself with, because nothing is ever good enough and since nobody ever has any good ideas these days people just keep taking perfectly good old stuff and giving it makeovers.
Strawberry Shortcake, for instance. When I watched this show, she was short and puttered about in a little dress and had a huge strawberry looking hat. Now she's all cute and modern in jeans and a normal shirt and a cute little fashionable hat. Why? Why the hell did they take a perfectly good character and give her such an obnoxious makeover? Leave the old school alone and make up new damn characters, pleasekaythanks. If you need me to help you come up with new ideas, I would be perfectly willing to exchange my creative genius for your money. A lot of it. Call me.