Him and I have the stupidest conversations

[wildally3090]

Colton: hey
WildAlly3090: hey'
Colton: wats up?
WildAlly3090: i just got back from Home Depot
WildAlly3090: i kno so much fun
Colton: lol
Colton: im jealous
WildAlly3090: you should be
WildAlly3090: u?
Colton: uhhh
Colton: talking to like 938834 people
WildAlly3090: oh thats always interesting
WildAlly3090: i get the convos mixed up and say things to the wrong people
Colton: me too
Colton: lol
WildAlly3090: lol
WildAlly3090: there were so many people at home depot im like what the fuck its 9:00 at night
Colton: lol
Colton: wat dorks
WildAlly3090: they were all getting ply wood for the storm
Colton: oh
WildAlly3090: its like cant that wait till tomorrow
Colton: lol ya id think it could
Colton: buy they r weird
Colton: so hey...
WildAlly3090: but then i was at home depot at 9:00 at ight so i dont have room to talk]
WildAlly3090: what
Colton: lol
WildAlly3090: so hey.... what
Colton: i was like like ya they can do w.e....
Colton: cause they r home depo people.....
WildAlly3090: oh right
Colton: lol ya
WildAlly3090: lol
WildAlly3090: so what have you been doing
Colton: uhhhh
Colton: hw mostly
Colton: cause its gay
Colton: and i hate it
Colton: but nooo
Colton: i have to do it
WildAlly3090: then eat it remember
Colton: lol
WildAlly3090: that whole thing still scares me just a little
Colton: the storm?
WildAlly3090: no you eating paper
Colton: oh lol
Colton: i didnt eat alot
Colton: y does it scare u?
WildAlly3090: i have tried before but i just couldmt do it
WildAlly3090: no its just odd
Colton: ya u have to make it into little bits
Colton: and then swallow it
WildAlly3090: oh ok ill remember that next time someone asks to have a paper eating contest
Colton: lol ok
WildAlly3090: it happens all the time but i always loose but now with that information i should definitly win
WildAlly3090: lol
Colton: lol
Colton: ill help u out
WildAlly3090: yay!
Colton: lol