Love on My Knee Caps

Feb 21, 2024 09:43


I have a bit of a man crush on a coworker. I came into work yesterday, and he's in the break room, we have a low, faux leather couch that sits in front of a big screen tv. All 6'2" of him is sitting on this couch watching whatever was on, and I was really happy when i saw him yesterday. i proceeded to run over and i was going to run and then jump onto his lap. Which i'm not very stealthy. I also tend to giggle when excited.... I'm lobbing myself towards this gentleman, one hand is on the arm rest and i am just getting ready to raise my knees to jump to land on him and he's got TWO phones in his lap....so I have to physically stop myself from now landing on him, I land with both legs on the ground but the top half of my body is laying parallel to ground. I spring up, and he yells "I LiKE MY KNEE CAPS!" and it is then that i realize that all the tables behind the couch are full of my coworkers and they just watched me make a complete full ass of myself, so now i'm ugly belly laughing, and proceed to run out of the room fully embarrassed.

Just another Tuesday, which is actually my work day Friday.
It's fine. I'm sure it's fine.

Second time I've put myself "out there" this month, and have crashed and burned.

Pshhh... I'm Awkwardly Awesome.
It's fine. I'm sure it's fine.
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