Comments | wild_rover: Okay, seriously, is mercury in retrograde again?

wild_rover

Okay, seriously, is mercury in retrograde again?

Jun 05, 2006 17:01

I swear everyone on campus has lost their minds. Paisley has sent a mass email to the music faculty declaring her intentions to regulate photocopier usage. According to her memo, we are all guilty of killing two hundred fifty trees a semester, individually. Wastefully, she adds. And murder for the sake of laziness benefits none. So she is proposing ( Read more... )

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ladyhyacinth June 5 2006, 06:19:07 UTC

I dont know if Mercury is in retrograde but it certainly is crazy.. as for the Paisley person.. er.. yeah. Whatever, paper can certainly be recycled and what does it say in your employee handbook about such pushy measures?

Ps. What Uni are you at.

wild_rover June 7 2006, 03:42:04 UTC

Actually the uni handbook doesn't even allude to bossy colleagues, which is unfortunate. But her nuttiness was curbed right quick after an hour and the assistant dean saw the sheet. Mwahaha. It was the most unfeasible and unfounded rule I've ever heard. She's lost her mind, but that's normal.

Waikato, in Hamilton.

typical shortsightedness about waste psychowomble June 5 2006, 07:56:35 UTC

What a loon ( ... )

Re: typical shortsightedness about waste wild_rover June 7 2006, 03:45:27 UTC

Thank you, now I have a well thought out response for the next time she decides to go off on a verbal binge.

Hmmmm ianhmoore June 5 2006, 21:23:53 UTC

No one cared to tell her to buy paper that comes from managed forests? Or that there are now more tree's on the surface of the earth then there were in the 70's due to the fact people are managing forests better?

Sounds like some "save the earth" jackass needs to do a bit more research on the matter.

You know, some people get involved in complex murder mysteries, and it usually leads up to some thrilling adventure... the best you can do is come up with "Someone's in the library and taking books without a card!". Gee's Brooke, flavour things a little bit!!

?;O)

Ian

Re: Hmmmm wild_rover June 7 2006, 03:49:06 UTC

I'm sorry! You're completely right. But sadly the Case of the Missing Keys is about as exciting as it gets around here. And lately I've been drinking this place in with my tap water.

Here's a thought, if you want more interesting entries, why don't you propose me a topic?

Aha! ianhmoore June 7 2006, 06:10:45 UTC

Now there's a thought..

hhmmmmm 101 reasons why Ian is so damn great? Nah, can't do that, who would ever believe there's only 101 reasons?

Ok, Places that you love in NZ and why!