Jan 07, 2008 00:30
So I deleted the last entry because I got tired of looking at the picture.
Hey guys.
Here's a survey.
Write Your Own Adventure Novel
I know its long and tedious, but atleast try the first paragraph.
Fill in
1. Name of Foreign City
2. Best Friend's Name
3. Random Object
4. Complex Ancient Sounding Name
5. Dumb pick up line
6. Favorite Food
7. Least Favorite Famous Person
8. Mythical Creature
9. Your Name
10. Favorite Religious Figure
11. offbeat " " addiction
12. Least Favorite color
13.Sinister Sounding Name
14. Your Mom's Maiden Name Backwards
15. A phrase you would say in general disgust.
16. A pretentious waste of money
17. Midwestern State
Now, fill in the parts with numbers with your corresponding word
(9) decided to go on a great adventure to (1). Once there, they found (2) randomly in an alley way, drunk out of their mind. "For (10)'s sake, what are you doing here?" "I spent all of my money on my (11) and somehow landed myself in (1). But hey man, the first step is admitting you have a problem, right? So what are you doing here, mate?" "I'm trying to find the magic (12) (3) of (4). Apparently its hidden somewhere in the Temple of (14), gaurded by a great and terrible giant (8). Will you help me find it?" "...um, after the whole "giant (8)" thing...no. Probably not." "Please?" "Alright."
They arrived in the dark underbelly of (1) which, being an underbelly, unsuprisingly smelled pretty bad. Covered in shadows, in the deep wilderness, the eventual came upon the Temple of (14). In front of the temple laid a giant crumbling statue whose head looked a little like (7). "(15)," Remarked (9). "Yeah," agreed (2). "Lets go inside."
Inside, they saw the magnficent giant (8) guarding the (12) (3) of (4). But, like most giant creatures guarding something, at this point of the day it was having its nap. "We probably shouldn't wake it, it looks like its having a nice dream about eating people. Probably lucid too, wouldn't want to ruin that..." whispered (2). "Come on, (2)!" Whispered (9) harshly. "With the money we make from the magical (12) (3) of (4), you can buy (16) like you always talked about wanting to do." (2) was lost in thought for a couple minutes, then replied pensively, "I don't want to be a zombie." (9) decided to take matters into their own hands and carefully tiptoed across the (8)'s path and up to the pedestal that held the (12) (3) of (4). They held it in their hands for a moment, then heard a horrible roar. "YOU HAVE AWAKENED THE WRATH OF (13)!! PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOM!" Screamed the now awake and very pissed giant (8). "HEY, (13)!" screamed (2), "(5)!" The giant (8) looked confused for a moment. "What?" it said. "So (13), huh? That's a pretty sinister sounding name." The giant (8) rolled its eyes. "I hate it. Its such a turnoff you know, its like, "Hi, my name's (13), and I'll be your flight attendent today? NO! Probably why I ended up in this stupid job." (2) frowned. "Aw, it's not so bad. You do a really good job." (13) blushed. "Oh, well thank you, aren't you sweet." "Hey, why don't you ditch this job and let us take the (12) (3) of (4)? My uncle knows a guy who knows a guy who hires for airlines. He can probably get you a job." (13) looked excited. "You think so?!" (2) nodded. "I know so."
And so our story ends as oddly as it began. (9) sold the (12) (3) of (4) and made millions which they slipt with (2), who managed to kick their (11) and bought lots of (16). (13) the giant (8) got the job for flight attendent for Ameriair and settled down with a nice spouse from (17) and had lots of half human half (8) babies.
THE END.