[somehow locked to the people who fit Bean's description]

[wild_dynamite]

Okay, it's been too long since I've gotten here for me to have avoided doing this.

So.

HEY, ALL OF YOUSE CRAZY FREAKS OUT THERE!

WHACKJOBS!
FRUITCAKES!
STABBITY FREAKS!
AND PEOPLE WHO JUST LIKE TO BLOW SHIT UP!

REPORT!

((Basically? If your character is somehow mentally deranged, you can see/reply to this.))