more reasons why dancers make better lovers

Apr 19, 2005 22:21

saw this in lizzie's profile. it's naughty, but SOooo true. I LOVE HER!

Top 10 Reasons to Date a Dancer

1. We know all the positions
2. We have perfect technique, good rhythm, and great hip rotation
3. We're used to having bruises on our knees
4. We're used to performing in minimal amounts of clothing
5. We're perfectionists: we'll keep going until we hit it
6. We can shake it like no other
7. After a quick intermission we're ready to go at it again
8. We don't mind getting hot and sweaty
9. We're not as delicate and fragile as we look
10. One word... FLEXIBILITY

nuff' said.

today was grood. very grood.

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