if this was a tazer, you'd be dead
good thing tazer's can't kill.... too bad we were tooo dillusional at the time to know that. but i suppose if the voltage/wattage/tazerness was high enough, and you put it to your head, you could-in theory-fry your brain. man, i love TAZERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! forget that old fashioned pepper spray cuz that is dumb and lame.
this weekend i shopped for what gran likes to call "easter finery." only, i kinda already had the stuff i was wearing for easter, but i got some other stuff (underwears) too. woOT.
hanged out with jamie and hobbs on friday/saturday. we needed to get out of mr. pawlik's way cuz he was in his old man cranky mood. you know how old people get. add three girls (2 of whom were already exhausted from much hardcore bargin shopping) and some corona's and a dirty novel involving charicatures of ourselves and that pretty sums up friday night. jamie kept going on about baby jesus and i kept going on about penises (plural-->peni?) and by the end of it we were all on the floor laughing like the little catholic school girls that we were. minus rachel-hobbinator, who of course, is NOT a cathy school girl.[vampire hussy]j/k hobbsi... much love;-)
it was like "dangerous lives" gone uber-fem. needless to say, it was pretty kick ass.
and now it's easter. people are coming to jam out with awesome greek food. landon's home. and I DON'T HAVE SCHOOL FOR ONE WHOLE FUCKING WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but i think i've got carple tunnel syndrome, and maybe a hint of menengitis (arghlacewke!!?) but we don't need to worry about that just now
it takes too much time
and so ends this bloody update. HuZZah
peace out ma bitches
this weekend i shopped for what gran likes to call "easter finery." only, i kinda already had the stuff i was wearing for easter, but i got some other stuff (underwears) too. woOT.
hanged out with jamie and hobbs on friday/saturday. we needed to get out of mr. pawlik's way cuz he was in his old man cranky mood. you know how old people get. add three girls (2 of whom were already exhausted from much hardcore bargin shopping) and some corona's and a dirty novel involving charicatures of ourselves and that pretty sums up friday night. jamie kept going on about baby jesus and i kept going on about penises (plural-->peni?) and by the end of it we were all on the floor laughing like the little catholic school girls that we were. minus rachel-hobbinator, who of course, is NOT a cathy school girl.[vampire hussy]j/k hobbsi... much love;-)
it was like "dangerous lives" gone uber-fem. needless to say, it was pretty kick ass.
and now it's easter. people are coming to jam out with awesome greek food. landon's home. and I DON'T HAVE SCHOOL FOR ONE WHOLE FUCKING WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but i think i've got carple tunnel syndrome, and maybe a hint of menengitis (arghlacewke!!?) but we don't need to worry about that just now
it takes too much time
and so ends this bloody update. HuZZah
peace out ma bitches